Notice to the circle ⭕️:

The crown 👑 has become heavy (thanx for this great honor MANHOOD 🫡) and despite this era of benevolence and prosperity the council o retarded and I are contemplating changes in the governing structure of the ⭕️ as follows:

Interim Prez: nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 “the spoke o pomposity”…he’s got one of those deviously slippery legal minds and should seamlessly slide into this slot like a well oiled steely Dan

Interim VP: nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 “the spoke o toxicity” …being 2cd in command will not sit well with this “malcontent” providing the secondary benefit of keeping nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 honest for fear of being shot in the ear🤔

Interim sec/treasurer: nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve “the spoke o intermittent kindness and reason (ie the grown up in the room ⭕️ retarded)” …should prolly just be given the crown…but where’s the fun in that😂

Interim community organizer/shit stirrer/chirper and all around provocateur: nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat “the spoke o trouble”…we all know this is a diversity hire but we’ll keep that to ourselves😳🤣

Keep in mind these positions are only interim and as such probationary in nature. The council and I will be watching🧐🫡

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GM! 🤣

Back at u my digital brotha😂🫡

I’ll never work for or with an Italian. I’m the alpha king or I burn this mothafucka to the ground.

Pun intended.

Oh please bro you couldn’t burn California down😒

Sometimes I worry about u🤔😂

I’m going for the belt today. Everyone beware.

I’d say I’m a solid 7.5/10 retard

What's amazing is you can go to work, come home, workout, play with the kids, and get back online and the conversation will be in the exact same place

Make me a steak sandwich bitch. Now.

This is the second one 🤣

I came online this morning and there was one on hodl’s note and a new one. These guys are growing nostr 🤭🤭🤭

He can be the “deputy o gheh”😉😂😂

👆he’s hitting some home runs today.

Akshully a very solid pleb🫡

Careful🤔

Mcd is shifty and he cheats, scratches and bites…and ur speed bag will be in play 😳🤣

Speed bag? 🤣🤣🤣

I thought he was 100% natty

Gotta give credit where it’s due. That was classic. 😂😂

Wild 🤣🤣🤣

Shitposting mostly. There was one thread on a hodl note last night and this one today. #grownostr 🫶

The frog cloaca represents the circle. ⭕️ 🙆🫶

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Sats was the kid that played with matches but no adult worried about because he couldn’t ignite it 😂

He flicked his long flowing hair to one side and asked his gf for help

Ur Batman.

You are what you eat

💥 bam 💥

How about a Sicilian-American that looks like an Northern European mutt?

You guys are wild

Since I last came online this is the second circle of tards thread. And one was on a hodl note 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stacey for his/her testosterone therapy yesterday. Woke up energized today.

*got.

Zing

🤣🤣

That was a blast last night.

Second morning i woke up like this

I was wondering when our boy nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat was gonna enter the ⭕️…he must be on the west coast, a late sleeper or both🤔🫡

I was busy volunteering at the children’s hospital akshully

As your interim Capu, I recommend meatballs and anchiovie pasta for lunch today.

But Muh gluten intolerance

You can sub the the spaghetti for penne

Whoa look at the problem solver right here. You made a good choice for interim prez Stacey

The reduction in pasta surface area should reduce the aggrevation of your weakness.

Pasta surface area 🧐

In other words, less pasta will fit in your bowl, I'll have to up your meatballs and garlic to make up for it, but I think you'll make it.

I have successfully earned more meat than my peers in the ⭕️

Have fun with your celiac disease regards 💪

I have a dedication to tradition that requires tradeoffs in other domains. It's worth it, but I process gluten like a champ. When I'm emperor they will call me Gluteus Maximus.

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That’s my boy…ain’t no signs o celiac victimhood there😳😂

Gluteus maximus 🤣

😉

😂

That’s cold!!!

…the council approves😂

…meat rations increased again!!!

Shots fired, this early 🤭🤭🤭

Men of the ⭕️ have to speak honestly with eachother to achieve greatness.

In order to achieve great retardation. Yes

Yes yes

Yeah, yeah…I was more interested in ur response to selection 4😂😂😂

I’ll bring falafels from that Mediterranean restaurant to the next board meeting.

Favorite eating scene in any show ever.

His mom was at my place & didn’t leave till late. She wakes him daily.

Zing.

Now that is fine art humor! 😂🤌

I’m here all week. Tip your waitresses.

You gonna start creating invoices

I’d rather be killed. Violently.

😂