I was wondering when our boy nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat was gonna enter the ⭕️…he must be on the west coast, a late sleeper or both🤔🫡
Notice to the circle ⭕️:
The crown 👑 has become heavy (thanx for this great honor MANHOOD 🫡) and despite this era of benevolence and prosperity the council o retarded and I are contemplating changes in the governing structure of the ⭕️ as follows:
Interim Prez: nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 “the spoke o pomposity”…he’s got one of those deviously slippery legal minds and should seamlessly slide into this slot like a well oiled steely Dan
Interim VP: nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 “the spoke o toxicity” …being 2cd in command will not sit well with this “malcontent” providing the secondary benefit of keeping nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 honest for fear of being shot in the ear🤔
Interim sec/treasurer: nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve “the spoke o intermittent kindness and reason (ie the grown up in the room ⭕️ retarded)” …should prolly just be given the crown…but where’s the fun in that😂
Interim community organizer/shit stirrer/chirper and all around provocateur: nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat “the spoke o trouble”…we all know this is a diversity hire but we’ll keep that to ourselves😳🤣
Keep in mind these positions are only interim and as such probationary in nature. The council and I will be watching🧐🫡 
Discussion
I was busy volunteering at the children’s hospital akshully
As your interim Capu, I recommend meatballs and anchiovie pasta for lunch today.
But Muh gluten intolerance
You can sub the the spaghetti for penne
Whoa look at the problem solver right here. You made a good choice for interim prez Stacey
The reduction in pasta surface area should reduce the aggrevation of your weakness.
Pasta surface area 🧐
In other words, less pasta will fit in your bowl, I'll have to up your meatballs and garlic to make up for it, but I think you'll make it.
I have successfully earned more meat than my peers in the ⭕️
Have fun with your celiac disease regards 💪
I have a dedication to tradition that requires tradeoffs in other domains. It's worth it, but I process gluten like a champ. When I'm emperor they will call me Gluteus Maximus.
That’s cold!!!
…the council approves😂
…meat rations increased again!!!
