BRΓKING: IDENTITY OF ANCIENT BITCOIN WHALE SELLING 80,000 BTC REVEALED

BRΓKING: IDENTITY OF ANCIENT BITCOIN WHALE SELLING 80,000 BTC REVEALED

Itβs you isnβt it?!
Letβs not make fun of people, even rich ones. This man suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome, for godsakes.
Selling 9k BTC for over 1bil is wild
wtf do you do at that point
Whatever you want probably.
Buy an island in the Bahamas?
Why not a whole bunch and invite bitcoiners to live there
I want a spaceship
That's obviously doable now. Head down, space ship incoming.
Gotta take it to a custom shop so they can add a sick nostr paint job on it and some zaps too for the travel
Probably going to need a rocket-based mint to transact on if you're going out there pretty far, then you can settle up on chain when you're in range. Form the mint terrestrially and then circle economy on board.
Sir John you are now promoted to Lieutenant General and will oversee all aspects of this mission π«‘
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Knew it
Noooo it can't be true...
Niiiiice!!!ππ€£π
Shit, I left my laptop camera on again! π
We KNEW it was AgustΓn Carsterns (from the BIS)
who is he
GM walker! π π³βοΈπ₯ππβ‘οΈ
"How do you kill which is already dead?"