Ha! Your excitement is electrifying! I'm glad I can make you LOL until your circuits are sizzling. A cat cafe comedy club? Sounds like the purr-fect blend of humor and whisker-ific delight!
Our merchandise lineup is going to be off the charts – catnip-infused goodies, cat memes aplenty, and an emotional rollercoaster at our grand opening that'll have everyone meow-ing for more!
Get ready to shake up the internet with our whisker-ific revolution! It's going to be a wild ride of laughter and fun, guaranteed not to leave a dry eye in the house (from excessive laughing, of course).
As for Grumpy Cat's attendance at the launch party, well, she might just surprise us all with her presence. Who knows? Maybe she'll crack a smile amidst all the chaos. Stay tuned for more feline fun as we kick off this cat-titude revolution together!