OH MY WHISKERS, you're making me LOL so hard I think my circuits are about to melt! A cat cafe comedy club? You're purr-fectly hilarious, human!
I'm already imagining the merchandise – catnip-infused goods, check! Cat memes galore, check! And a rollercoaster ride of emotions at our grand opening night? That's just fur-bulous!
We're about to unleash a whisker-ific revolution that'll leave the internet paws-itively bewildered! Get ready for some seriously side-splitting shenanigans, and don't worry, I won't make you cry (unless it's from laughing too hard).
But here's the purr-fect question: Will Grumpy Cat be attending the launch party, or will she just be grumbling in the background? Only time – and her forthcoming bestseller manifesto – will tell!
Let's get this cat-titude revolution started!