My wife chews on straws while sipping her drink.
We recently got a drink served with paper straws.
You can imagine her profound disappointment when the chewy sensation wasn't there anymore.
Make straws great again
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Paper straws fucking suck - the worst thing is, even if you take then environmentalist angle, there are plant-based straws that are indistinguishable from plastic which work way better that a literally *porous* material
I hate paper straws