damn, that’s wife-changing 💜

A corollary: she’s a 10 but likes paper straws

I'm just playing games

I know that's plastic love

Dance to the plastic beat

Another morning comes

This is good wisdom

Straws are shitcoin :)

My wife chews on straws while sipping her drink.

We recently got a drink served with paper straws.

You can imagine her profound disappointment when the chewy sensation wasn't there anymore.

Make straws great again

The only important wife qualification

Steel straws tho 👌

What's a green flag when looking for a potential spouse?

One of mine is "strong distrust of the government"

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This is soooo true! Bonus points if she’s into beef ;-)

“I love reusable plastic metal straws made of copper.” - Divorce Material