what im not saying:

im not saying any of this is funny

it is so not funny

and im not saying any of this doesnt matter

i am saying there is a level of so fucking beyond it like so deeply sane as to be entirely delirious that fuck no im not sweating a pity release like that wouldve mattered eleven years ago when i gave a flying fuck about concepts like dignity

out of my price range

not in that tax bracket