what im not saying:
im not saying any of this is funny
it is so not funny
and im not saying any of this doesnt matter
i am saying there is a level of so fucking beyond it like so deeply sane as to be entirely delirious that fuck no im not sweating a pity release like that wouldve mattered eleven years ago when i gave a flying fuck about concepts like dignity
out of my price range
not in that tax bracket
traded that for deeper principles a long time ago
maybe a nicer and safe way of saying it: who hasnt been a fool for love
and if you havent
have you ever been in it
the chump club meetings are every tuesday at five
we rotate who brings simp snacks
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
all are welcone
it just isnt a thing, idk, to fret on
plenty of things i do fret on
being a chump?
never
think about having to live with it conversely ya know?
"wow i really took advantage of that chump"
"really baffled that puppy"
"really took a fucking idiot for a ride"
like.. that has to be carried
that isnt bragging rights
there is no honor there
