Excuse me Mr. Spidey, can you spare a square? 
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My apartment building is full of those fuckers!

...their okay, they eat the ants and are actually useful. So I tolerate them, it's the big wolf spiders I need to catch and release. If it's small, I'll allow it to stay in the house(less then 3inches). Any bigger they better be eating the lizards or roaches.
Kill it with fire
Burn the house down
Never poop again
I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare.
Harmless, fangs can't penetrate human skin, just as well because they have some of the most toxic venom, they just can't deliver it. 😂