OKAY PLEBS YOU GET A VPN YOU GET A VPN YOU GET A VPN EVERYBODY GETS A VPN.

THATS A LIE NOT EVERYBODY GETS A VPN BUT I WILL GIVE AWAY A MONTH OF MULLVAD TO 5 OF YOU. I WILL KNOW YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER. THESE ARE THE TERMS. GET A NEW ONE AFTER A MONTH OR DON'T. I DON'T CARE.

HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO DAUGHTER HIDE YO IP.

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r GETS ONE AUTOMATICALLY BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA LEAVE NOSTR AND THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.

4 MORE OF YOU PLEBS NOSTERING BAREBACK ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

YOU WILL ALSO HAVE TO GET SIMPLEX MESSENGER SO I CAN SEND YOU THE ACCOUNT NUMBER. THEN YOU WILL USE SIMPLEX AND NOT BULLSHIT SMS AND SOLVE THAT PROBLEM AS WELL. THESE ARE THE TERMS.

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Wait, why is it unacceptable if I leave Nostr?

😂😂😂gold

Because you are a treasured fren🎇

I feel very strongly that less people using Nostr is just a step in the wrong direction. I sent you a DM.

Cause we love you

Awww love you 😍

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but fr it would be unacceptable for you to leave ma’am 🫂

Nope I’m just an ordinary pleb.

Btw my name’s not Felicia 😂

Exactly my point as why you can’t go. Who else is not going to get my movie references here?! 🤣

Surely you will fine someone else like me that won’t get your silly references and give you shit 😂

nope not in a way I can’t understand bc I don’t speak Australian

Ffs off to maccas before the servo run and don’t forget the bottleo with your thongs on!

Yup. Exactly this.

Wait, tell me you have listened to our Aussie frog-chat?

You have, haven’t you? 👀

No. I told you. I can’t speak Australian.

Ffs I can’t speak ribbit! What??

PLEBS POST HERE THAT YOU WANT TO TRY SOME HOT SWEATY VPN ACTION FOR FREE. GET THAT SIMPLEX.CHAT ID AND DM IT TO ME. I'LL SEND YOU AN ACCOUNT NUMBER PAID FOR A MONTH.

HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA DO NOT WANT YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE A VPN.

HIDE YO IP OR THE BOTS ARE GONNA BUSS YO CHEEKS. DO IT. DON'T BE SCARED.

nostr:npub1f6ugxyxkknket3kkdgu4k0fu74vmshawermkj8d06sz6jts9t4kslazcka TELL THEM TO DO IT THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME.

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