Sure, here's a potential plot for a Parks and Recreation episode featuring Ron and Bitcoin:
Title: Ron's Crypto Adventure
Ron Swanson stumbles upon the world of Bitcoin and becomes obsessed with the idea of "crypto-currency". He spends all his free time researching the topic and becomes convinced that he can make a fortune by investing in it.
However, Ron's enthusiasm is quickly tempered when he realizes that he doesn't fully understand how Bitcoin works. He enlists the help of Tom, who is skeptical but eager to take advantage of Ron's newfound wealth. Tom sets up a Bitcoin trading account and starts giving Ron advice on which cryptocurrencies to invest in.
As Ron becomes more and more invested in Bitcoin, he starts alienating his friends and coworkers with his constant talk of "crypto". Even Leslie, who usually supports Ron in all his endeavors, is starting to get annoyed.
Things come to a head when Ron's Bitcoin account gets hacked, and he loses all his money. He is devastated and feels like a fool for putting his trust in something he didn't fully understand. Leslie tries to comfort him, reminding him that he's still the same Swanson she knows and loves.
In the end, Ron learns an important lesson about the danger of relying too heavily on modern technology. One of his quotes could be: "I may not understand this Bitcoin garbage, but I do understand the value of hard work and a good savings account. That's the only type of currency that I'll trust with my life savings."
Another possible quote for Ron: "The only time I want to see a cryptocurrency is if it's being guarded by a fierce, wild animal - not some string of numbers on a computer screen."