Oh darlin’ a southern woman has an entire array of terms of endearment and half the time we’re using them to cuss you up one side and down the other.
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Oh bless your heart. 😅
Ok sweetheart
Lmao 😅 sorry all my extended family is southern. I love that "bless your heart" is always followed by the worst sort of comments.
Bless your heart has about 20 different meanings based on tone and facial expression. It doesn’t always mean gfy and not in the Nostr way.
never ever heard ‘bless your heart’ in bad connotation before 🤔
It pretty much translates to: let me tell you why you are being a idiot 72% of the time
huh, people are way too upfront here, to say things like that
Wait are you also dutch ? 😲
worse
Vegan ?
why is being a vegan bad? 🤔
#tanelhasnt worked in a kitchen
Mostly joking definitely not available for vegan arguements
I’ve worked as a dishwasher for a month, fun times
Got some 50-60 year old ladies bringing me ice creams and stuff, getting weirdly flirty
It was definitely an experience
I don’t have any bad blood with vegans, if anything it’s cool that we have people really discover the dishes on that end of the spectrum also.
As long as they can stay open-minded and not push their agenda, I am completely happy with them
Just to clarify nothing against vegans eat what you want
Do have some experience with them ruining service
like ordering vegan steak or fighting the staff because i refuse to alter a dish if there are vegan options.
Never had old ladies bring me icecream tho 😔
oh yeah, there can be quite a lot or karen vegans, but i hope them to be mostly exceptions to the rule
lot of*
I am a nice vegan 🥹 would also bring you ice cream
That sounds like i deal i shall cook you a very tasty vegan meal
You would 🥹? I would love it 💜
Oh honey it’s more frequently used in a negative or condescending way here. A southern woman can leave a conversation and think “what a bitch” and the out of towner will think “they were so nice”.
the “oh honey” seems to be popular also 😂
Yep, as in God bless your little heart, because by the grace of Jesus you continue to survive with such merciless lack of positive attributes.
that’s just cute you know 🤗
Now if someone tells you they’ll pray for you. 50/50 They care for you/ Watch your back.
And a high percentage of southern women are strapped.
never ever had a situation here that made think “man, wish i had gun on me”
but hey, maybe my paranoia will increase and i’ll get one, who knows 💜
I carry Pantene hair spray 🥹 I'll fuck up an attackers eyes and their hair with all those silicones, it would take weeks to wash out 🙏
it’s flammable also, so may I recommend, carrying a lighter in your pocket also
CRC brake cleaner in your car. Better than pepper spray and every justification to have it. Sprays 10 feet.
Bookmarked for educational purposes
I don't have a car 🥹 I could get that spray and pretend to have one though if police ever stop me 🙏 thank you! Yeahh I think pepper spray is illegal here. Dated a policeman once and he told me that, but he also taught me some self defense though 🥹
best self-defense is running
That's what he said 🤔🙏
Yep if it’s possible. I’ve only managed to do it once. Every other time my fight/flight/freeze has been like let’s choose fight. Wait no. I was decently good at ducking and running a few times in SOMA in SF.
Oh yeah, it takes a bit of training of instincts to not instantly think that combat is the only way out
i guess all the movies, books and everything have thought us that we need to go through the enemy
When I’ve run it’s because there was a good and clear available opportunity.
Just fyi if a southern woman starts taking off her earrings, shit is about to go down. So that would be the time to run if you don’t want to be involved. Especially if you are with her. Cause if a southern woman takes off her earrings that is her signal to everyone she is with to prepare to back her up and fight.
Damn, I know what you mean about the freezing 🥹🙏💜 glad you were able to run though x what's SOMA? I went on a date with this guy and every time we went out he refused to let me leave, it was weird and he had no boundaries. I had no idea if it was okay to spray him or just keep telling him no 🤷🏽♀️🙈
South of Market, a San Francisco neighbourhood
uhh, what?
refused you to leave?
not your keys, not your guy then i guess
#tanelhas 🥹💜 that might be the first one on the list 😉
Yeahhhh, I don't know why but I felt afraid with him. Never felt scared on dates before him. I wanted to go back to his so he could teach me how to use Excel spreadsheets cos he knows some cool stuff, but when I didn't go (cos of a guy feeling) he got so upset, and I knew I did the right thing 👀 got to trust your gut. Also why can't I just go to a guys flat and play on Excel spreadsheets with him on a rainy day?
oh no, i just google fast, never been to the states yet (next year 🤞)
promised to show you his secret formula?
Next time a guy prevents you from leaving kick him in the nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital.
cashu outside, how ‘bout that
Yep, spray a little and sniff it at a distance carefully. You’ll know right away why it’s effective.
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