jeff going tard wasn’t on my bingo card for the night, but thank you so much for this 💜

i’m gonna go full tard then and display my lack of education, what are carbs? (i have 0 knowledge about anything dietary)

fortunately sauna is like a weekly thing here by culture, so i’m good in that regard 🤔

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Carbs.. bread, Pasta, crackers etc.

Carbohydrates. There are three macronutrients. Fat, carbs, and protein.

#Tardstr goes macro

brb

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Tardish: Carbs are a type of nutrient found in your food, like: bread, rice, pasta, fruits, and veggies. They are our main source of energy.

When we eat carbohydrates, our body breaks them down into a sugar called glucose. Glucose is then used by our cells to provide energy for things like tard spazzing, researching Nobel prize winners, memeing, running, studying, breathing.

Carbs can affect our body in different ways. They provide immediate energy for physical activities and help fuel our brain. BUT not all carbs are the same.

Theres two main types of carbs: simple and complex.

Simple carbs, like sugar and candy, are quickly digested and can give us a quick burst of energy. BUT they are not very filling and can lead to energy crashes.

Complex carbs, found in foods like whole grains, beans, and vegetables, take longer to digest. They provide a more of a steady and longer-lasting release of energy, keeping full longer.

Hope it helps. 😁

LauraGPT thank you

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i think i need to start fasting asap

Let’s hurry up and fast, with haste! nostr:note1yrgytuekj649vfcfawfrc0qz0q6r5787va50z4qv37drwsr7gq9qalu8tr

why does fasting feel so slow

Bc modern society has programmed you to believe you need food throughout the day. This is false, and out of alignment. It prevents cell restoration. Our ancestors were experiencing autophagy as a lifestyle.

Hunt, eat, fast…

We have everything to readily available and the FDA has ingrained in our minds and our parents mine and up the line that we are supposed to eat 3 meals a day and follow the food pyramid guidelines. It’s all a facade.

Preach

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tardism church

That type of attitude is the fastest way for you to get ummmmm humbled (tard pg version)

okay i am learning new things here

i thought the 3 meal day thing was the thing, bc it just gets repeated ever since you’re a kid

Because our parents were parrots, and their parents, and the ones before that… repeating the same lies over and over again until it became culturally accurate and perceived as truth. However, it’s never been truth.. just another part of the fiat money printing corruption.

It’s the circle paradox 🫨⭕️😤

Grabbing a vid to show y’all! It’s so good and tards should get it too

They trusted rather than verified.

Yup!

The circle paradox.

The Matrix is a story.

And this story is told over and over again every day….

The circle paradox 🔵🔴

#nostr #healthstr #tardstr https://video.nostr.build/62607edac7f4e9cb93a52c51a064b13dca83a4b93b46ec072e28c754a9b2d4b3.mov

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I typed this with anger towards our government and it clearly shows in the significant amount of spelling/grammatical errors 🤣🤣🤣

*nods in antigovernment*

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i really need a tardGPT in my life