The whole conversation was an absolute head trip, it was wild.

"I'm sorry, are you telling me you'd murder me if it meant you got to see a cute guy again?"

"Well I'm married now so..."

"So what, that doesn't answer the question girl!"

There are more stories I have than I can count, but this girl punched herself in the face hard enough to give herself a bad bloody nose just to get me in trouble when she was 9. By the time she was 10 she let her pet starve to death because I would go into tears over sneaking into her room to feed it until I was absolutely forbidden. My family told me I was the sociopath because I cared more for animals than my sister 😭

I stayed calm and talked her through it a bit and we got so close 😅

"Well, I'm a mom now and I'm worried because it can't be good for my kids if I'm a sociopath..."

(I waited, bated breath, our mom is 100% a sociopath and it's a big part of why I haven't talked to her in over a decade)

"...but it's just a dumb Cosmo quiz I found on Facebook so it's not like it's anything to take seriously!"

So close 🤷‍♀️😭🤣