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I just got a somewhat disturbing DM.

I am not sure if this is true, I received no pics, or evidence of this. I am just relaying what he claimed.

Apparently, if you use soapminer.com soap, your penis grows an inch.

Amazing, if true.

True Story

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Don't dox yourself bro 🤷🤣

Hahahah

Congrats on doubling yer size nutz

I hear tell it also improves the motion of your ocean.

And the size of the boat ⛵

And the explosiveness of the appropriately timed orgasms. Or have I gone too far with this marketing campaign?

We do need to respect the ladies here

My understanding is that this is all for their benefit, so I think we're good.

Language is your forte, so I'll leave it to you good sir

S.O.A.P. -- Satisfying Orgasms Available Perpetually.

I need a new marketing department 🤔

I'm at your service Sudzy.

100% is 100%!!!

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