I just got a somewhat disturbing DM.

I am not sure if this is true, I received no pics, or evidence of this. I am just relaying what he claimed.

Apparently, if you use soapminer.com soap, your penis grows an inch.

Amazing, if true.

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Only an inch?

I'm assuming that's fully erect length. Not sure 🤷

That was supposed to be a confidential DM, Soap 😔

Now you'll get a GF! 😜

My wife is thrilled

Did you hear that nostr:npub1f0restzwusrck2k62dq2ueelrrfmdfnyk8uhart8n8nqwn94cwwsppm0sa

And what about girth? 🤔

Didn't ask. It's already weird. 🤣

Did they say it made their schlong “beefy” 😂😂

Idk if this is left-or right-side bell curve marketing…but its good marketing

More like ball curve, amirite

I'm definitely left curve 😜

Each time, compounding growth? Or cumulative growth over time?

The CDC hasn't done the study yet

Too bad nostr:npub1hq0kkf67h5n63uz0l5zac94un73jnjudn3ryh3aahagx3qvwq0qq8wf9mp isn’t on Nostr anymore, we could get him to fast track this one!

We'll be applying soon 🫡

Either way, remarkable. 😂

Might need a patent.

Oh wait, intellectual property is bullshit.

I'm so confused 🤣

Its power law

It’s logarithmic

Is that per bar or per use is there a guarantee lol

I can't guarantee, but,.. don't you want to get some, just in case this catches on? 🤣

It's why I get soap from you is for that rumor.

Sell the news buy the rumor.

Just doing my part 🤝🫂

😂🤣😂

Screenshot the DM, make it an ad and put it on the hub 😂

I'll never dox 🤷

Black out the name 😂

What happens if you’re female?

Clit grows 1 inch. I don’t make the rules. 😂

Hyena maxxin’

You're so wrong 🤣

I’m always right.

Bruh 🤣

Was hoping for boobs

I'm not going there 🤷🤣

Yes

Sorry, penis grows for females too. Got mine a while ago. Husband isn't a fan. 😆

No trusting here

We need to verify 👀

😉

Is your new nickname Peggy?

Ha! Maybe!

True Story

Don't dox yourself bro 🤷🤣

Hahahah

Congrats on doubling yer size nutz

I hear tell it also improves the motion of your ocean.

And the size of the boat ⛵

And the explosiveness of the appropriately timed orgasms. Or have I gone too far with this marketing campaign?

We do need to respect the ladies here

My understanding is that this is all for their benefit, so I think we're good.

Language is your forte, so I'll leave it to you good sir

S.O.A.P. -- Satisfying Orgasms Available Perpetually.

I need a new marketing department 🤔

I'm at your service Sudzy.

100% is 100%!!!

💯

Can I have like, 5?

lol. you want to be John Holmes?

Always wanted to have mustache ;)

🤣 🤣 🤣

Um. Not true! I’m still 4in.

Don’t give people with little dicks false hope!

Must be using it wrong 🤷🤣

😞

😂

It’s only the first 9” that count, anyway, so…

You should market a brand called Penis Butter. I’m sure nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx wouldn’t mind.

Yes, but this would be butter FOR your penis.

I'm not going there Daniel! 🤦🤣

Someone has to.

And you always do

🤣

Your marketing phd is paying off!! Genius

I mean, if one wants to use #hodlbutter for their penis then by all means, lather up 😆🫣👌🏼

You are both missing a billion sat opportunity to collaborate on this.

I’m down for all collabs. Let’s lather 🫡

Grows an inch… of hair

(Gotta read that fine print)

Please let us know when your significant other become disturbed by it

Oh I’m definitely ordering now 🤣🍆

Accurate

Glad it helped 🫡

👀

C'mon dude. You know. You use the soap 👀🤣

HAHAHA YES THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE ... I MEAN I JUST CANT EXPLAIN ITS CHANGED MY LIFE SO MUCH .. NOT ONLY HAD IT EXTENDED ME 🫢 IT ITS ALSO MANAGED TO GIVE ME WASHBOARD ABS AND MY BODY FAT IS DAM NEAR AROUND 10 PERCENT. ITS WILD 😜 .... I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT AND HEY ... YOUR PARTNER WON'T COMPLAIN 👊🏼

You're, obviously, not using a loofah 🤷

Without a loofah it’s 5 inches more!

If you say so 🤷

Ok

How long does it take? I’m about a week into a bar and I just measures

not sure, he didn't specify

They putting Viagra in the soap

You know, now that you mention it…

That's impressive 👏

Theoretically speaking it should only work if the beef tallow is from a bull, not a cow. Cow tallow is good for the ladies if they want to enhance some body parts. I think it’s backed up by science.

I don't have time for fans of Dr Fauci

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That's hilarious 😂 Fren