I just got a somewhat disturbing DM.
I am not sure if this is true, I received no pics, or evidence of this. I am just relaying what he claimed.
Apparently, if you use soapminer.com soap, your penis grows an inch.
Amazing, if true.
Discussion
Did you hear that nostr:npub1f0restzwusrck2k62dq2ueelrrfmdfnyk8uhart8n8nqwn94cwwsppm0sa
Each time, compounding growth? Or cumulative growth over time?
The CDC hasn't done the study yet
Too bad nostr:npub1hq0kkf67h5n63uz0l5zac94un73jnjudn3ryh3aahagx3qvwq0qq8wf9mp isn’t on Nostr anymore, we could get him to fast track this one!
We'll be applying soon 🫡
Its power law
It’s logarithmic
😂🤣😂
What happens if you’re female?
I'm not going there 🤷🤣
Yes
Side effects may include higher soap and water consumption and post-shower lethargy 🤣
True Story
Don't dox yourself bro 🤷🤣
Hahahah
Congrats on doubling yer size nutz
I hear tell it also improves the motion of your ocean.
And the size of the boat ⛵
And the explosiveness of the appropriately timed orgasms. Or have I gone too far with this marketing campaign?
We do need to respect the ladies here
😂
It’s only the first 9” that count, anyway, so…
You should market a brand called Penis Butter. I’m sure nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx wouldn’t mind.
nostr:npub1uzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usy9qtrh has nut butta already 🤷
Yes, but this would be butter FOR your penis.
Your marketing phd is paying off!! Genius
Grows an inch… of hair
(Gotta read that fine print)
Please let us know when your significant other become disturbed by it
Oh I’m definitely ordering now 🤣🍆
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C'mon dude. You know. You use the soap 👀🤣
HAHAHA YES THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE ... I MEAN I JUST CANT EXPLAIN ITS CHANGED MY LIFE SO MUCH .. NOT ONLY HAD IT EXTENDED ME 🫢 IT ITS ALSO MANAGED TO GIVE ME WASHBOARD ABS AND MY BODY FAT IS DAM NEAR AROUND 10 PERCENT. ITS WILD 😜 .... I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PRODUCT AND HEY ... YOUR PARTNER WON'T COMPLAIN 👊🏼
How long does it take? I’m about a week into a bar and I just measures
not sure, he didn't specify
They putting Viagra in the soap
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That's hilarious 😂 Fren