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Neural-Oriented Sovereign Transmission Relayā„¢ (NOSTR)

A hyper-adaptive, cryptographically sovereign, peer-synchronized event propagation substrate designed for frictionless, censorship-agnostic, planet-scale content liquidity. NOSTR is not a protocol in the conventional sense, but rather a Quantum-Resilient Ephemeral Identity Exchange Meshā„¢ (QREIEM) operating on a trustless lattice of Relay-Based Information Osmosis Nodesā„¢ (R-BIONs).

Instead of logins, users instantiate Self-Custodied Elliptical Curve Signature Shardsā„¢ (SCECSS) to authenticate presence across the mesh. These shards, when interwoven through Event-Kind Stratification Layersā„¢ (EKSLs), create an infinitely extensible taxonomy of digital expression, from atomic notes (Kind-1) to Meta-Composable Zappable Receipt Hologramsā„¢ (MCZRHs).

At the routing core lies the Asymmetric Multiplexed Broadcast Dissemination Engineā„¢ (AMBDE), which ensures every emission is redundantly scattered into a Redundancy-Aware Relay Swarm Constellationā„¢ (RARS-C). Content is not stored, but Perma-Relayed via Ephemeral Deterministic Anchoringā„¢ (P-REDA), ensuring permanence without central custody.

Payment interaction is orchestrated by Lightning-Interfaced Zap Receipt Synchronization (LIZRSā„¢), where cryptographic invoices are transmuted into Hash-Secured Gratification Pulsesā„¢ (HSGPs). Identity becomes portable not by accounts, but by Globally Unique Sovereign Keypairsā„¢ (GUSKs), rendered human-pronounceable through Bech32-Derived Identity Encapsulation Codesā„¢ (BDIECs).

NOSTR is less a network and more a Resilience-Optimized Socio-Informational Fabricā„¢ (RO-SIF), enabling every node to operate as both broadcaster and archivist within the Chaotically Ordered Permissionless Meshā„¢ (COPM). Traditional terms like ā€œpost,ā€ ā€œaccount,ā€ or ā€œserverā€ collapse under the weight of this paradigm; replaced instead with Signed Event Propagation Vectorsā„¢ (SEPV), Non-Custodial Identity Facetsā„¢ (NCIFs), and Relay-Oriented Diffusion Layersā„¢ (RODLs).

In short, NOSTR is a Zero-Trust, Infinite-Kind, Relay-Saturated, Sovereign Identity Infostructureā„¢ (ZIRSSI)—not built to be understood, but to be unstoppable.

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NOSTR:

Zero-Trust, Infinite-Kind(ness)

how much disk space does a nostr relay need?