I’m good at many things. Changing diapers is not on that list.

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Real men change diapers! 😆

I do. Just poorly. 😅

I would love to tell you it gets easier with time but it's actually the opposite. The consistency, size and smell will only get worse over time.

At 18 months, it’s rough enough. 🫠

Let me know if you have questions. Diaper master 9000 here in the flesh.

My man, how does one *ever* properly line up the “flaps” in the front at the top?

Practice I guess 😂

Is it like origami?

You gotta have faith when this goes “very very very good”

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It helps to have a degree of OCD.

if you're trying to line up the flaps, you're wasting WAY too much time. It's a diaper not a dress shirt.

“How you do anything is how you do everything.”

You are dealing with an individual who you want to wear said diaper. Be thankful they want to wear it.

Ps saw a diaper genie at the curb out for garbage tonight. I am still dreaming of that day. When I can be that sure

What on earth makes you think he wants to? ;)

That's a weird thing to be thankful for. They are my child, they don't get to choose, they get to obey. All you have to do is make wearing the diaper the easiest, most pleasant option.

This saying seems smart but show a lack of ability to differentiate.

If someone has the brain power, they can differentiate between tasks where neatness is required and tasks where it is not. OCD is a deficiency where even the syrup on your waffles needs to be uniform. That's a liability, not an asset. A vice not a virtue.

Was an expert back in the day, when I was having to take care of my lil sis 💜

You’ll learn 🔥

I’m a pro. Always thought it would be gross and it didn’t take long before I didn’t even think about it.

I’m ok with that part. It’s getting the new one on correctly. Seems insurmountable.

Practice. It’s always a little bit of a struggle but I guess I’ve just normalized that as part of the process. My least favorite is being kicked in the face while changing a diaper if she’s rambunctious. It’s like I’m getting up kicked in an MMA fight. 😂

you should be holding the child by the leg. unless you're a dwarf, how are you getting kicked in the face?

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Master diaper changer become you will !

Yoda told me to tell you... 🧩 🥰

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it’s a mindset

Exactly. I need a full crew.

Love the framing

i have literally wondered if they had a competition for diaper changing. I think i could kill it.

Convenient

just wait. once you get to kid 5 or 6, you'll be a master.

report back after a year young Jedi

How many days since the last incident?

Pampers just changed the design of their cruisers line. No tabs on the sides. Basically pullups. Impossible to change a poonami. I’ve got a box of 168 to make it through 🤦‍♂️

Poonami 😂 remember those days well

Up the back to the base of the neck 😂Glory days!

Hallelujah ! 😂

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This thread 🤣

Pro tip: just rip the sides to get it off. Real men make their own tabs. 😎

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You’ll get better by time 😅

In fairness, #[3]​ does 99% of the work. I’m a poor backup.

Zaps go to #[2]​ 😍😂

Allllllll of them. 😃

Lolll! 💜 this is the way