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grabbed a cookie from the cafeteria thinking it was chocolate chip…

it was oatmeal raisin…whose existence I consider an unnatural lie

bad omen…this day may already be fucked 😬…

OMG throw it away immediately! How dare someone play such cruel jokes upon humanity in this manner!

And yes, I’m here now so your day is well and truly f***ed 🤣🤣

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I’m afraid that if I throw it away it’ll get mad at me. I’m paralyzed by fear rn.

Don’t lie, you’re actually slightly enjoying eating it 😜