grabbed a cookie from the cafeteria thinking it was chocolate chip…
it was oatmeal raisin…whose existence I consider an unnatural lie
bad omen…this day may already be fucked 😬…
Discussion
I’m so sorry… I’d say just drive home but your car will probably break down. So just Uber home and try again tomorrow!
😭😭😭 I tried but my Uber driver tried to sell me ordinals/NFTs and then started talking about ETH
Can you go to another cafeteria and make it right with a new cookie? If you pull too oatmeal raisin cookies you’ll have to quit your job. Actually you might get fired.
two… whatever
Isn’t there a protocol for disposing of it? Doesn’t it have to be ground up and burned in a ritualistic manner like sage following a blessing and an exorcism?!
OMG throw it away immediately! How dare someone play such cruel jokes upon humanity in this manner!
And yes, I’m here now so your day is well and truly f***ed 🤣🤣
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