Cthulu is coming for health.

You can already see the fibers starting to spin into a yarn. subtle attacks on 100,000-year old diets in the media, ESG narratives advancing unhealthy food simulacra, pharma+government alliances pushing drugs to "manage" conditions that this whole complex has caused.

It's starting small around the edges... but if it's just like every other time this happens it'll blow up soon enough: where whether or not you eat an egg will determine which of your friends will continue talking to you.