Where? Who is complaining about free sats and tipping people? This facilitates the use of the Lightning network. It onboards new users in a fun and exciting way. I've talked to at least dozen people that never used Lightning or their nodes until the happenings over the last two weeks. Nostr is great for Lightning. #[1]

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They were complaining and I sent them 100 sats and now they are happy lol 😂

Lol whattt?! They better chill, before I send em some more sats 😂

Maybe they just didn't get it because they hadn't seen any love yet? I guess that makes sense. Sometimes seeing is believing.

I passed the complaint along to the Bitcoin CEO. They might have to cut off lightning!

#100SatsTheStandard

They may need to read up on value for value and paying for content you like to show thanks and reward those that created the content.

I was asking the question :-)

Because in my "ancient word", when you liked a protocol, a software or anything, it was up to you to participate and offer to the community your work or hardware or servers. (kind of actual POW)

I ran Usenet server long time ago, participate in a Linux distro community giving a lot of time in advices and support to newbies.

But there was never any kind of "coin" return, or anything like "free sats". Only trolls to fight with...

It was maybe the problem, incentive... And I feel Nostr+lightning looks like a solution.

So now, I run a relay, and 🤙

just sent em some sats! Thanks for sharing

They understood now and sending sats around lol 😂

This is the way

While you have them on the line, can you tell them to keep the price down below 17K for a few more months? Thanks. 🤙🏻

Yeah they told me they are extending the December to Remember sale into January.

I think we need to find better way to understand nostr and 100 sats invoice

Had a DM and thought it needs to be highlighted

Yeah luckily you’re good people. A scammer could have taken that guy for a ride.

Which is why I am little worried about it. Not everyone understand everything in one go. Need something which simplify onboarding

Yeah there needs to be some sort of disclaimer that nobody will DM you to pay sats to use Nostr, or something like that.

“beware or scammers asking for Sats or asking you to invest in their shitcoin.”

Disclaimer where?

When you sign the EULA with Mr Nostr of course!

Disclaimer won’t help much rather need to educate people while onboarding

Haha I know. Just having fun with it.

There are some resources floating around. I should read them and see how good they are.

Maybe there could be an onboarding disclaimer/prompt message when users finish creating their keys. Users are joining and jumping right in the water with the sharks. Thankfully our waters are filled with nice sharks atm

I do agree with #[3] that there needs to be education before and while jumping in.

Just like with Bitcoin there needs to be responsibility from the user.

Agreed agreed

I’m going through the global feed everyday, looking for newcomers, answering their questions or referring to a basic nostr guide I made. I believe every little helps but perhaps having a bot that could automate this would be nice.

Just started experimenting with nostr console - let’s see what can be done 🤙

What’s the best method to upload images or gifs to a nostr post? 👀

Grab the gif link (make sure it ends in .gif) then press @gif link in your post

Upload your images to imgbb/postimages/nostr.build and then paste the direct link to your post 😉 https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr#adding-images

This guide should open automatically first time somebody creates a #nostr account 🤓

Fantastic material! Thanks pal!

Figuring out if I can make a bot with nostr console that would greet newcomers with a link to it 😉

I go to tenor.com, search for the gif I want to use, right click and copy the link address, then paste it directly into my nostr note post.

Is this gif showing for anyone? I copied link from tenor.com but it’s showing a black box for me.

Not a direct link tho. Tap on the image and hold and then click copy 😉

There you go 🤙

🤙

you need the link to the actual gif, not a web page displaying the gif.

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I’m so embarrassed lol thx for bearing with me. Didn’t mean to clog up chain. I’m in my thirties but feel like I’m 100 years old right now. Hahaha

no worries. this isn't all that intuitive just yet. it's getting better and better with each client update.  🤝

Everyones learning here 🤙 lmk if you got any other questions. Might check out the guide I made as well https://uselessshit.co/resources/nostr

This is good 🤙🏽

Glad you find it useful despite the domain name 🤙😅

Was wondering… useless shit or use less shit?

Ah, good question. I think of it as useless shit (you can see the logo with fiat 💩 coins symbols crossed) BUT you just showed me another way! Thanks! 🤙

👍👊 Thanks again for sharing it and also followed

You’re welcome! 👊 Also following 😉

Followed. ;)

Hahaha saw your note the got sent this…

😅 Gotta love these synchronicities 🤙

Definitely, quitting twitter and migrating to #nostr is a way to use less shit 🤓

One of the ways 🤙 Bitcoin twitter still has value to me tho

Trying out some designes with the new approach 😅 Made this with the card generator

I remember this domain name. Sup Nostriches ✊😁

All good man 🤙 Sup wit you

Ahh not much, just poking around the NOSTR universe. Got my NIP-05 checkmark 😆. Cool stuff, forces you to tinker a little in the spirit of sovereignty 🦅

Great link! Thanks for creating and sharing.

Don’t worry man! 🧡

Nice guide! 🤙🏻

Thanks! 🙏🏻🤙

Thank you for not leading them astray. As early users, we have to help our community grow and lead the way with kindness.

At some point in the future though, this could actually be the case as relay operators start charging for access and/or sats per note or total MB, etc.

Nostrimg.com is doing good job of this, ‘prove you are human’ gateway with 100 sat invoice instead of recaptcha. 😎

Excellent. Thank you.

This is the way 🦾

My complaint is that I don’t receive any sats yet :(

Lightning is trash. Doomed to become a tool for evil

How much alcohol have you had today and/or how much crack have you smoked? Please be honest.

#[3] you know that Nostr doesn’t have a hard character limit for posts. Any chance you can clarify your position? Relays aren’t charging sats by the character yet.

It is centralized

The routing? I understand a there are giant nodes with lots of liquidity acting has big hubs but I don’t think they are gate keepers.

The custodial wallets? Doesn’t make lightning centralized since you can just self custody on your own lighting node.

The development? Not knowledgeable enough about that but I know that there are several implementations

Overall there are trade offs you make with instant payments. It’s basically a multisig where you and your channel partner are keeping a bar tab what’s spent and protecting from bad faith actions.

Again none of the relays we are on charge by the word. I am open to be totally wrong on this. Enlighten us!

The only "good" argument here for centralization is that 52% of nodes run on either Google Cloud or AWS. That's not good. We make fun of Ethereum for these statistics. But we also don't have to use those large routing nodes either. You can open channels to whomever you want to do business with.

Sorry. It's 52% of the capacity is on Google Cloud or AWS. Only 17% of nodes actually run on those platforms.

You know that was the thing I forgot to add in and it popped in and out of my head as I was writing my post.

Yes the cloud hosting is a problem.

I think a lot of people don’t want hardware failure to be responsible for them losing funds or internet down preventing making a payment. Poor excuses with proper backups etc.

thats a dumb argument though. Who cares if a lot of routing is on cloud providers?

Not when LND desynced from bitcoind lmao

Then use Core Lightning LMAO.

What happens when there is a bug in Core lightning? No thank you

Listen in bleed orange and will always stick by on chain but please read the below. This is old news but Bitcoin was new and went through its shit too.

https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Value_overflow_incident

#bitcoin did not exist until they fixed the hard cap. My node only recognizes ~21,000,000 BTC

I feel like that’s moving the goalposts a bit but ok.

Has anything happened that bitcoin could not handle since?

A few weeks ago all LND users were unable to close their channels unless they updated their node. They were FORCED to update their nodes to close channels. Someone is always in charge of a lightning network

What is the name of the person in charge?

Billy.

Are you confusing LND with Lightning? There are other implementations - such as Core LN and Eclair.

Going to break the 4th wall right now and saw that this silly disagreement is much more satisfying to have and engage in than anything I’ve dealt with on Twitter.

Unpausing!

And they are all centralized like LND

Wait... Read that to yourself, slowly.

ALL LIGHTNING IMPLEMENTATIONS ARE CENTRALIZED. Just wait. Your CBDC will be on a network similar to lightning

LOL. My dude. Again, read what you are saying, but read it slowly.

You've said twice now *all* and *centralized* in the same sentence. How can Lighting be centralized if there's an *all*?

I do thank you for looking out for me though. I won't be using a CBDC. <3

Lol if everyone in the world has their own centralized implementation all to themselves why even open channels? You are basically just using L1 twice for the same tx. Can you open a channel by going through multiple centralized implementations?

Since lighting uses Bitcoin are you saying Bitcoin will be our CBDC? That’s cool.

Lol maybe bitcoin. More likely just a digital dollar on an implementation like LND. Banks can open channels with each other and create their own wallets. Thats why they like Jack Mallers

Hal Finney did say that one day banks would do exactly this. 👀

It is inevitable. The only salvation is L1

“Like LND”.

I’m going to move my goal posts and say that’s not lightning.

Lmao name any implementation. They are all controlled by someone. And if everyone had 1 of their own they would be better off on L1

I don’t know what’s being argued here.

Are you saying because each lighting implementation has a team behind it that it’s centralized?

Lightning isn’t some shitty L1 Bitcoin clone. It’s not it’s own coin. It’s not the same thing. No one is rug pulling my Bitcoin on lighting. I am free to pull my funds on chain.

You understand that the underlying reason why any of this works is a multisig on-chain.

Not if you were a LND user lmao

LND is open source like the other LN implementations, you can fork it if you don't like updates made by the devs

And how would you open channels with other people?

lncli openchannel --node_key=X --local_amt=X

Which lightning implementation is that for?

The one i forked in 2028 to broadcast porn on the gossip layer

So if you forked it how can you open channels with someone on a completely different fork?

Cross compatibility

That would mean to stay decentralized everyone would need to be cross compatible with each other. Everyone would need to constantly be updating their nodes to be more  compatible. That is a lot of down time and a lot of centralization. Too many rules. There is also deflation to consider. Those that choose to spend #bitcoin will always be over paying in the long run. Technology will be so advanced in the next few decades the need to spend bitcoin collapses. People will be self sustaining with robotic farms, renewable energy, self driving taxis, drones, etc.

My robot has to pay your robot farm to buy spare parts for it's internal fusion reactor, but your robot only accepts bitcoin. Problem solved

Only stupid people trust robots

👀

Right. I run LND. I was required to update my software because of a software bug. That's how software works. If a vulnerability or bug is found, it needs patched. Why in the world would you want to run software that is vulnerable or buggy if a fix has been deployed? No one wants to do that. Security and stability is paramount. Always has been.

I never have to update bitcoin core again to have access to my funds. HFSP

I hope you understand that most of us have cold storage. I don’t put my life savings in my checking account and don’t leave a majority of my Bitcoin savings on what is essentially a hot wallet.

Lighting has its uses and on-chain is my savings vault.

What’s wrong with that?

If you don't mind, I'm going to Have Fun Stack Sats, instead.

That’s the way! 🧡

You have to one day (2038 bug)

Lmao

Was it all nodes though or those running lnd? Wasn’t that because btcd library had a bug in it?

Did it affect eclair or c-lighting?

I mean I get what you’re saying as you’re pretty much forced to upgrade or patch yourself.

Doesn’t seem like a flaw of the network more than software decisions. 🤷‍♂️

How do you interact with the network? A centralized tool that someone controls. They make the rules. Whatever rules they want. What happens when the update includes a 60% tax?

Dude the spec is documented. It’s just multisig with protocol specs to keep both parties honest.

It’s not perfect but if lnd tries to do a 60% tax then I’m going to tell it to fuck off and use another implementation.

Right? If LND does something bad, go to CLN. If CLN does something bad, go to Elcair. If Eclair does something bad, go to LDK. If LDK does something bad, then move to whatever the community has developed to save us all from bad actors.

Pick your poison right? Fuck that. Only the mindless slaves will use LN

You will need to clarify your position then. Are you advocating to only hodl in cold storage until hyperbitcoinization?

#[4]

You’re name wouldn’t happen to be Calvin Ayer or Craig by any chance is it?

😂

Do what you got to do

That is the same argument shitcoiners make

Different lighting implementations aren’t different coins. I fail to see your point.

They all say "nothing is perfect. We need more development."

Yeah but one is true and the others are VC backed exit scams with no technology behind it. You know this.

Lol and you think lightning labs isn't doing the same? They use LN to launder money

Did you update Bitcoin Core for segwit or taproot hard-forks? Or are you a version 1.0 Maxi?

Still on Windows XP

I have multiple nodes running different versions

I laughed.

In practice, this is false.

😉

What part?

The hard character limit.

Yeah I was just making a point and busting balls. Lol.

Still would love this guy to explain if he likes.

Nada enchilada