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You know how breastfeeding is a bonding experience?

And you know how they have those fake nipples that load up milk so men can try breastfeeding too?

And you know how I’ve never had kids, but have 3 dogs who I would like to feel more bonded with?

Never mind.

I feed my kids we bond, stick to kibble not bits miss

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But I want to simulate birth with my dogs 😂😭

With my first my wife threw up on me thrice. But she got some kick ass drugs, oh and stay up for 28hrs in a row

Yeah. How do I get those drugs?

Cocaine was my least favorite drug, but I will still take some if ya got it 😂🤷‍♀️

Well….

Ouchies. Nah I would need drugs to get that drug

My favourite conversation was the nurse & the anathisologist at the 14hr mark

Nurse “Shes already on morphine and had fentanyl”

Doc “morphine is like water right now, she needs a big rock in the pond to make a big ripple”

See? Doctors like that make me less afraid to try the whole alien parasite in my belly thing

Omg did she already have it???

I’m right here ya know, she is me.

Out 30hrs, well done

Gees Hole, maybe if you had stopped thirsting for a min.

I survived. 30 + hours and bled out. Not all 👽 stories are traumatic or even spoken about. But here we are, 2 months in. 👽

FUCK that’s scary shit

Agreed

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