You know how breastfeeding is a bonding experience?
And you know how they have those fake nipples that load up milk so men can try breastfeeding too?
And you know how I’ve never had kids, but have 3 dogs who I would like to feel more bonded with?
Never mind.
I would have so many questions 😂
I should just do it right?
Would you keep it in your pocket and squirt a little treat once in a while. Like instead of a dog cookie?
Noooo. They must suckle. Skin to fur contact
Full contact! Maximize the intimacy. Respect 😂
For the bonding! I have 2 smaller dogs so at least I haven’t gone as far as sticking one of them up there to fully simulate the birth experience 😂
Duuuude. You need your own podcast. Like yesterday 😂
I’ve thought about it, but I can’t stick to a topic and am very unorganized 😂
It could be multiple topics, from the mind of Noshole. First topic I want is fake nipple/bonding with the dogs. At least 4 hours. No ads. Just you talking. Like Darryl Cooper but with Noshole 😂
Damn puzzles basically lives this 😂 would be easy peasy, but I would need a cohost probably
Puzzles could ask you a question and then you just go on a tangent for at least 45 mins 😂
Actually brilliant. He wouldn’t even need to be on camera, but I do really well bouncing off of him
He would just need to check in every 45mins to ask another question.
This is how I imagine the podcast 😂
Soooo I used to be called the female Charlie when living with a bunch of roommates. Twas I who dealt with all the yuckies
😂😂😂
What’s a yuckie?
Cockroach, rat, used tampon. Doesn’t matter
Noshole aka female Charlie. Respect 🫡😂😂😂
I’m glad you also see it as a compliment, puzzles tells me to do the Charlie work too like it’s an insult 😂
Wear that name with pride friend 😂
Oh I DO 🫂
They say 1 in 500 have the extra nipple. Do what you want with this information. ⭕️
I’m pretty sure they don’t work tho (third nipples)
But can they be used for bonding?
NO. Nothing comes out (not that I’ve tried….)
You need the milk for the bonding? 😂
I feed my kids we bond, stick to kibble not bits miss
But I want to simulate birth with my dogs 😂😭
With my first my wife threw up on me thrice. But she got some kick ass drugs, oh and stay up for 28hrs in a row
Yeah. How do I get those drugs?
Cocaine was my least favorite drug, but I will still take some if ya got it 😂🤷♀️
Ouchies. Nah I would need drugs to get that drug
My favourite conversation was the nurse & the anathisologist at the 14hr mark
Nurse “Shes already on morphine and had fentanyl”
Doc “morphine is like water right now, she needs a big rock in the pond to make a big ripple”
See? Doctors like that make me less afraid to try the whole alien parasite in my belly thing
My wife did it again, nostr:npub12z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqkw9zmx survived… or maybe she was consumed
But you would be an amazing mom!
stepmom*
for the dogs? 😅 but I was thinking more of a human baby
what if the momma dog feeds human baby
Now I’m even getting confused 😂 also, I think this has happened in real life with that wolf girl
wolf girl?
It was like a feral child who was raised by a pack of dogs or wolfs I can’t remember
😳😳😳😳😳🤨🤦♂️
