Good morning 🌞

My second Hoover vacuum just died. 💀

RIP Hoover II

In loving memory of Hoover II.

Following in the footsteps of its predecessor (Hoover I), you gave me the best 720 minutes of your 2 year warranty.

You had a good life.

No pet hair or messy children to pick up after.

Just a peaceful existence in a cozy apartment with pristine laminate floors and a single low-pile rug.

Hoover (I and II) embraced work-life balance, refusing to work more than 15 consecutive minutes by promptly shutting down battery power.

I admired that philosophy, and since my floors tended to stay clean, Hoover only clocked in for duty two days a month.

Life is short, especially if you're a Hoover.

Sieze the day my friends 🤸‍♀️🙏☀️

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