Smart thermostats should be renamed Dumbass thermostats. Staying calm 😂

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Chilly morning, or sweating? 😂

Changed the wifi earlier this year. Seems the dumbass thermostats didn’t like it. Took some trial and error but I got it all setup again. One of them started up this am out of nowhere 😂

My house came with one. I have never connected it to the Internet. That keeps my expectations and disappointments at bay.

😂

It’s just to the local wifi so I can program it to start and stop at certain temperatures

Smart-ass thermostat 😂

I should smack it with a newspaper if those were still a thing 😂

Smack it with a slipper 🥿

Great idea

I read smack it with a stripper

In not even sure one would go about doing that. Maybe it's time for reading glasses.

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Bring stripper over

Ask her to plank

Smack thermostat with planked stripper

Seems doable 😂

😂

Surely there has to be a more humane, less degrading way to do this.

Maybe left stripper in the air and have her smack the thermostat for you with her hand.

Or have her smack the thermostat alongside you.

Your way works too.

Doing the plank is a feat of strength and endurance. Very honourable 😂

Well technically holding a planking stripper IS lifting her in the air.

So feat of strength for her and for the one who lifts her

Hell nah. I'll keep my retarded 18 year old thermostat because "they" can't connect remotely and raise it to 78 from 69 when the grid gets stressed.

I can’t connect remotely. Didn’t open any ports on the router. Automation is done inside the house

I want everything old tech in my house

Makes sense

Yestr 😍

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I call the Nest the Cuck Puck

Ive replaced so many of those. They are built by silicon valley twinks that forget you cant issue a patch for hardware. Better off with bimetal

At nostr:nprofile1qqswen6sdv8chdl605h78vqvp48jxhx84hlkx8nt9luyczcv744u5ncppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6at5d9h8jampd3kx2apwvdhk6tc479dal i once removed all the nests and hot wired the AC to run full bore all the time out of spite for the WEF sponsored throttle feature

What’s the nest?

This HAL9000 looking piece of shit AKA The Cuck Puck

Silicon Valley twinks 😂😂

Love the toxicity

The guy that made that abomination was on the ipod team and they made a big deal about self congratulating for having "disrupted the thermostat"

They came out the box not working half the time bc of terrible QA

That is the reason smart thermostats suck

The model I have works fine for setting up a schedule for the heating. I switched my wifi setup earlier this year. That’s why it wasn’t in sync anymore

No I haven’t seen this. Thanks for the info. I don’t need to replace anything right now but will check it out

Thanks for helping spread the good word. There's no ads for HestiaPi, no marketing budget, no sponsoring podcasts... just everyday people like you telling others.

I'd much rather give people a lower price and have word of mouth advertising than charge more and have a marketing budget.

The grassroots style fits with who I am, and I am NOT a startup founder, going into debt get explosive growth. I want something sustainable, not an exit strategy. If it limits my impact, so be it.