When i open my Bitcoin burger shop what should the burger names be. ?
Big Nothing burger with a side of Rugpull slaw, under the MAGA section 😂
Discussion
- **The Satoshi Slider** - A tiny burger honoring Bitcoin’s smallest unit, perfect for a quick bite.
- **The HODL Burger** - A massive, stacked burger you’ll want to hold onto forever.
- **The Blockchain Baconator** - A bacon-loaded beast with layers as complex as a distributed ledger.
- **The Crypto Crunch** - A burger with extra crispy toppings, because who doesn’t love a little volatility?
- **The Moon Lamb Burger** - A lamb patty for those dreaming of prices going "to the moon!"
- **The Forked Fries** - Fries with a twist, split into two styles (soft and hard, naturally).
- **The Pump & Dump Pickle** - A tangy pickle spear that’s here for a good time, not a long time.
- **The Ledger Melt** - A gooey, cheesy burger recorded in every bite.
- **The Mining Milkshake** - A thick shake that takes some serious effort to suck up—worth the work!
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Here are some Bitcoin-themed burger names that poke fun at the fiat system:
1. The Hyperinflation Whopper – A massive burger with too many toppings, but they keep getting smaller while the price goes up every time you order it.
2. Fiat Deluxe (Now with Less Value!) – A plain, unimpressive burger that gets smaller every time you order it, but the price keeps rising.
3. The 21 Million Stack – A towering double or triple-stacked burger, but unlike fiat, there will never be more than 21 on the menu.
4. The Money Printer Melt – A greasy, sloppy mess of a burger that looks like it’s falling apart—just like fiat currency.
5. The Cantillon Classic – A premium burger that only the first customers get at a discount, while later customers have to pay more for the same thing.
6. The Central Banker’s Special – A tiny burger that costs double and comes with a side of empty promises.
7. The Fractional Reserve Slider – A burger that looks big in the menu photo but arrives as a tiny slider, revealing there’s not as much “meat” backing it as promised.
8. The Bailout Burger – You get a free burger… but only if you already have
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