I have nothing really to report tonight besides that my neighbor who has been leaving me love letters on my car for 3 years and whom I’ve never met texted me and said

“I swear, one day, I’m going to make you mine”

Not satire, real life

This has been an ongoing background situation in my life that pops up roughly every 4-6 weeks and I just… am having a really hard time gauging risk on this particular situation