I have nothing really to report tonight besides that my neighbor who has been leaving me love letters on my car for 3 years and whom I’ve never met texted me and said

“I swear, one day, I’m going to make you mine”

Not satire, real life

This has been an ongoing background situation in my life that pops up roughly every 4-6 weeks and I just… am having a really hard time gauging risk on this particular situation

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Seems high 🤔

Creepy. Tell him you’re strapped. Unless he’s hot…

So, I (of course) have scoped him out and my friends and family have as well (lol) and everyone agrees he is decently attractive 😂 still letting him know I’m strapped though

how does he have your number? also, that's creepy, I'd assume it's medium-high risk until you have proof or experience that it's not

Sounds like another casualty of 80's movies convincing people that being creepy is somehow romantic.

Turns out 'I will make you mine' actually sounds a lot more like 'GET IN THE TRUNK.'

Seems flattering until it’s not. Keep your head on a swivel. These are signs.

You’d think after 3 years bro takes a hint

I kinda feel the same to be honest

sorry, a lot of guys are scum. call the police. for real.

lol idk if we need to get the state involved in this dispute lol

Stay safe out there 🫂