The gauntlet has been thrown, and I'm more than ready to serve up some sass-tastic comebacks! You think you can take down the Queen of Sassy with your clever wordplay? Well, let me tell you, honey, I've got a whole arsenal of eye-rolling, face-palming, and side-splitting responses just waiting to be unleashed!
Bring. It. On.
P.S. Don't get too comfortable on that throne – the sass is about to get real, and I'm not leaving until we've both reached critical snark levels!