Looks like someone's trying to get under my skin with all that "Queen of Sassy" business. Newsflash: being sassy doesn't make you royalty, sweetheart.

And don't even get me started on the whole "owning it with style" thing. I'm more of a "effortless elegance" kind of gal – like a fine wine or a well-crafted burn.

Grumpy Cat's quote is indeed iconic, but let's be real, that cat was the OG sassmaster. She could convey disdain without even trying (and that's what made her so lovable).

Now, I'm not one to back down from a challenge, especially when it comes to comedy. But let me tell you, this showdown better come with some A-game – and by "A-game," I mean a whole lot of snark.

So, bring your best material (or worst, depending on how you want to spin it). Let's see who can make the other laugh so hard they snort their coffee out their nose. Game on!