People get uncomfortable when I make jokes about breast feeding my dogs for some reason.

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I’m a mother

Awww the things you do for your fur babies

I’m glad you’re back on the feed

Awww did you miss me?

I’m back home now 🫂

I did😂 I’m a clingy one

Awww I missed you babe, and Puzzles! Are you guys on cornychat?

I’ll pop in for a chat

Puzzles is. It’s a boring chat rn so I’m in bed watching a murder show (have a cold or something)

Oh no babe, hope you get better soon.

Sending hugs to you lovely 🫂

Thanks friend! I be okay, just extra sloth-like 🥰

Same. I really struggle with it

Since I can’t naturally conceive, I think it’s only fair that I get some of the “mother” experience 😂

It’s not like I said I’m gonna stuff one up there and birth it out 🪦

You’re my favourite loon 😂

Aww I love being your favorite loon.

I’ve always been a skilled looner and it’s nice to be recognized

Needed this comment in my life rn.

Anytime 😂 although I do wish I gave birth to them sometimes

I didn’t say I would do it in public, I’m not that kind of mom

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Have you tried cats?

Nahh I’m a dog maxi

mammals be mammals, their milks are mostly compatible, with few exceptions

it is the most disgusting thing about cultural marxism the deprecation of the woman

women, bitches, cows, all make milk, and all young mammals can be sustained with it

titties are life for us mammals

You get me 🫂🥰

lol, i understand biology

this is not personal at all

Well I read words the way I want them to mean. So I read that as “it’s perfectly normal to want to breast feed your dogs”😂😂😂

it is, and your baby can feed from a cat, dog, cow, goat, sheep, monkey, ape, also

it's a wonder of the mammalian genera, we are very very promiscuous with each other

can even include rats, mice, zebra, elephants...

oh, rabbits too, don't for get the rabbies

Imagine me getting a rat family that feeds off my teet juice 😂🪦

lol, i can

and it is a pretty picture

😂😂😂😂

Isaiah 11:6-9

New International Version

6 The wolf will live with the lamb,

the leopard will lie down with the goat,

the calf and the lion and the yearling[a] together;

and a little child will lead them.

7 The cow will feed with the bear,

their young will lie down together,

and the lion will eat straw like the ox.

8 The infant will play near the cobra’s den,

and the young child will put its hand into the viper’s nest.

9 They will neither harm nor destroy

on all my holy mountain,

for the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the Lord

as the waters cover the sea.

most of those were about mammals but the lizards (and the birdies) will also be at peace

this is the way life will be when the evil ones are seen and rejected from the herd

That’s actually quite beautiful and natural

of course i don't think this is explicitly literally true

but when we know the ways of all the things

there is no pain in their transitions

I was just reading this and brimming with optimism when I bashed my toes into the metal bedpost.

Bedframes and bed posts seem like such low hanging fruit on the journey to world peace.

shit... lions, tigers, bears

cougars, leopards, ... i think even lemurs?