Which one are you in your workforce? πŸ€” πŸ˜‚

KITKAT: Always taking a break.

BUTTER KNIFE: Not the sharpest tool in the box.

ARTHUR: Does "half a" job.

MOTION LIGHT: Only works when someone walks past.

E.T: Always wants to go home.

SEAWEED: Floats around all day and stinks like shit.

LANTERN: Not very bright, and has to be carried.

DECK CHAIR: Always folds under pressure.

G- SPOT: You can never find them.

DAISY: Some daisy's in, some daisy's isn't.

FORESKIN: Disappears when things get hard.

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I guess I’m the β€œMotion Light” Light is in my name

πŸ˜‚ that is a good one!

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I wonder if anyone will say β€˜G spot’! πŸ˜‚

Yeah, πŸ˜‚

The name checks out. πŸ€”

Yup πŸ‘

Banana always ready to split 🍌

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Gday Mate, was turning in for the night and caught your note.

That’s a tough list. I’m not sure I’d admit to any of those nicknames. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€™πŸ»πŸ«‚

Ok come on, play this one just before you turn off!

Come one give us one of these please!!!

I’d say I’m between G-spot and Foreskin. Sounds like a good place to be.😜

GNπŸ€™πŸ»πŸ«‚

🀣🀣 best one yet! Double zaps ⚑️ for you!

Definitely a Daisy.

E.T. πŸ€”

Safe bet πŸ˜‚

Best oneπŸ˜‚

yet still true, probably, after all these years working from home πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬

Wait are you self employed?

No, company is angel funded, been now working remotely for more than a decade

Oh ok, cause everyone that says they’re β€˜self employed’ is definitely a G-Spot as far as I’m concerned here 🀣

Well if I was to get a review from an employer they would say I am:

HARD POUNDING HAMMER, who gets stuff done! And is not afraid to

get wet.

Or something like that. (Im self employed so theres that) πŸ˜‚

Everyone that is β€˜self employed’ is definitely a G-Spot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Haha!!! I know thats right! Lol πŸ˜‚

E.T.... I always want to go home, to paint my paintings

Butter knife is the closest

Love that you can admit that πŸ€£πŸ«‚

From this list i can honestly say i never felt any of the others but i have been dumb plenty of times and will be in the future

Oh your just being modest.

Might be both!

Lol

ET

Sure you’re not a KITKAT? πŸ˜‚

Hmm 🧐 you bring up a strong argument

Lol

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I wanna hear what you all are here 🀣🀣

ET

Perpetually in a state of ET but seaweed towards the end of shift (because of the bodily fluids people pour on me).

New one: Kung Fu Fighter ; Fighting for justiec and against regulation 😎

But pick one from above just for the hell of it πŸ˜‚

Ok E.T then😁

Thx

Butter Knife!!! πŸ€”πŸ« πŸ’œπŸ«‚

G-SPOTπŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

I’m not surprised πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Motion light

After the C-level idiots ruined the company: G-spot all the way. 🫑