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We're winning boys 💜

Something something reject modernity 🐸

Fixed it

Feels good man

Sydney Sweeney’s bath water flowing through me

I can’t believe man bought that stuff marketing jargon ..

Don’t judge me okay. It was worth the sats.

#worththesats

I just buy the cheap Palmolive soap In the grocery I can get .

Yes and:

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Sell the water to Mahdood, stack some sats win/win

Whose water?

Hasky's. I assume grill

No thanks only Sweeney bath water for me. I wouldn’t ever betray her.

If it ain’t Sweeney he don’t spendy

👆👆👏

🤔…does it matter if I tell u it’s Sydney Sweeney’s!??!😂🤣

Now that’s the marketing idea. Take any bath water and market it as Sydney’s.

Profit

But how do we verify that it’s actually Sydney Sweeney’s bath water? Put it on the blockchain god damn it!

We’re trying to make some fiat here!

…I mean put it on Solanus!

We need immutable ledger now. Call your congressman and representatives. Tweet at Elon so he can broadcast it to the world via starlink.

Yes let’s get Elon involved. Doge could give us even more fiat than solanus

Can bath water be an nft?

Pretty sure bath water in fungible

Even if you drink the bath water, it still exists because it’s on-chain. I know this because I have an economics PhD.

Oh my god I'm getting PTSD

Have you tried medicating yourself through big pharma?

Nothing a few orange pills can't fix

Big pharma in the mud

Orange pills sponsored by Pfizer = paper bitcoin

The great taking

Of everyone

In the ass

By the State

Peter Todd takes both

I don't know what thay thing is on the right and I don't think I want to know 🫣

It seems like you already know where it goes

https://v.nostr.build/gRekJAT8PUhh1Y9y.mp4

🫠

That’s because ownership doesn’t change after you drink the bath water

Just watched the "Minted" documentary

Key takeaways?

When Sydney Sweeney crypto backed by doge audits?

Let’s get grifter Elon on the phone right now

PoN (proof o nasty) 😳😖😂😂⭕️

🫡😂

🤣🤣

I like Sydney Sweeney because she looks great, yes

But also because she makes woke commies cry

Perfection

Perfection is an understatement

😳😖🤦🏽‍♂️…delete this damnit!!!!

No fap sir, this is where we draw the line

_____________________🗡️

Hey man I was just edging don’t get it twisted

👆how nostr looks to normies

Normies can’t even fathom nostr nostr land ✨

“Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning."

🤦🏽‍♂️…smMFh….i worry about u sumtimes😳😖😂🤌🏽🫂⭕️

🤦🏽‍♂️😂…smh

Wow. You made Stache feel uncomfortable. 🤭

Big accomplishments today. So big. No one makes Stacie uncomfortable like I do. It’s a really beautiful. We’re gonna make nostr great again.

…this is at least in part facktually correct🤨😳😖😂🫡

🤣🤣

Oh thank God the models are hot again

I told yall Sydney Sweeney was the answer months ago. But many were still stuck in the 80s with those mid tier actresses 🚮

What do you mean? This is the first time I'm hearing about her lol

Must have confused you with nic again 😂

Probably also on me not being hip enough to know celebrities 😂

It’s better that way honestly

Prime Monica Bellucci enters the chat 😂

😴

Show me Sweeney at 50. I’ll wait 🤣

That’s her now. That fortune teller scammed you

Did you see Beetlejuice 2? Monica is featuring. 👀

Man I don’t watch movies from the Stone Age

It's 2024 kiddo (part 2). Atrocious, but the point stands. 🤭

Let me clarify, I don’t watch movies with ugly women 😂jk don’t kill me

Although part 1 is a very nice movie. Nevertheless, PRIME Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman to have walked the Earth. Ever.

wdf is monica dacuchi

Gen Z confirmed

I’m not gen z🤣

Not yet! 😈 There will be a secession within the millennials.

Bro trying to incite division among the classes

Welcome home fren! 💜💜

Hahahahahahahaha

I need to start lobbying voters to stop this

Don’t doxx me bro

Tell me you didn’t watch matrix part 2 without telling me

Matrix reloaded was mid

That’s not the point. Did you see Monica in it?

Don’t remember it’s been years

I mean that’s not bad for an old lady

Not bad is crazy 🤣

Ain’t no Sydney Sweeney that’s for sure 🤌

Let’s talk when she hits 50

That’s in 23 years

Best Persephone 🔥

This is all I remember 🫩

No I didn’t

Yes

You hurt me in ways that no other man can hurt me

😂

just delivering the tungsten is all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep your tungsten for yourself

But the ppl demand it

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Node = the people. When did this happen?

🤣😆🤣😆

I don’t know this people fellow 🤭

We all know you would.

I definitely would

Ms. Sweeney is very well studied. Intense studying.

😂

Previous pic got ozempic? 🤣

😂🤣

🤣🤣

AI be wild 😂

I’d still smash tbh

You’d smash her at 80 🤣🤣🤣

That’s why you’re my quant

That wink is awesome 😂

I want to make an edit where it takes way longer though, more of a surprise wink.

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That’s your sign to change your pfp to a frog 🤣🤣🤣

Someone pepfy my pfp. Will zap 69 sats.

Everyone is doing it

I wanna fit in

Buy a sub to ChatGPT or use that anonymous one, you can pay in sats, forget name

What about this

Lemme know if you want it I’ll compress it

Lookin good mahmoud

Habibi

Hapeepee

Choukran 🐸

What's a ShoeKhan?

Merci

Hab mercy?

Grazie

This is French land of the Arabs

Just thank you in different languages

Pretty sure Arabic is the dominant language in France now 😂

That’s a whole other story 🤣🤣

Khan academy. Used that in college 😂

watch out they'll call the bolisi on you

This is cursed and I remember why I didn’t keep it last time 😂

Was thinking I might made it for you

Pretty sure I already zapped you then

What are you looking for exactly

Something like this

Yes hahaha

You want something like this?

Yeah retarded af

Anything particular in the image ?

Oh you want me to add Sydney in there ? 🤣

No like my pfp but just make it look more funny/dopey and retarded

I got you

Nooo lol like my pfp not the car slap meme

I knew what you wanted. I tried to pretend I thought you wanted the suit from the pic, and gpt effed up that request and we wound up here

Stop side eyeing me!

Nokay

😭😂

Literally cropped out most of the frog to help it not think about Pepe at all. Stupid computer!

Stop trolling me. I regret zapping you now lol

🤣🤣

Why is the head so big 🤣🤣🤣

I got 2 for you

I thought he wanted his pfp but with retard Pepe. No suits at all. And a chick added in for good measure.

Just retard Pepe with laser eyes. Just like my pfp. Simple. No other stuff. Don’t disgrace my Sweeney by animating her

I get it. His pfp doesn’t yield nice results so far

Probably bad to feed AI another output from AI as starting point. Bet the boundaries are more blurry and stuff

It would be better with the original

Look more dopey haha

Except for this celebrity of course

Psh, tone deaf my ass. Woke doesn't set the agenda anymore 😂

At the end of the day, nice boobies > propaganda

Good looking women and the ones who a based, are all far-right. I can't believe you guys are making light of Nazism.

https://globalnews.ca/news/11309101/extremists-weaponizing-femininity-canadian-intelligence-report/

Who would’ve thought boobs were so offensive

I piss in the face of wokies while laughing racuosly

🤣

Was gonna follow, but Your profile says necropheliac.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necropheliac! Good day

Ill let you live then... open your mouth

It also says Fuck California so maybe he's thinking it's about to kick the bucket.

Such a good ad campaign, gotta admit. Not even sure what brand she's shilling though lol

I don’t get why mainstream hates this campaign. It’s like the jeans ads of the 90s

The only ad I saw was a short video where it panned up and at end she said something like "I have great jeans, they're blue" or some shit, a play on genes. Very subtle aryan dog whistle if you wanna insist on seeing the world that way (the thought did occur to me while watching it, but I was ok with the joke). My guess anyway, haven't read anything

They will read in to anything in order to virtue signal harder

It's simple. Fat ugly women are pissed they are not her.

Being pissed won’t change anything. Lifting weights on the other hand…

American Eagle. I had a fav t-shirt dark purple AE for 15y+. I had to let the bad boy retire last year. Good stuff knitted by Americans. 🤭

Why is she wearing a two pairs of jeans? 🤔

Not fully sure why. Creative direction of the ad?

All I can think is kids are going to start doing this because they think it looks cool 😂.

She’s stacking jeans 🥁

I'll wait a year for knock off builtin double jeans tyvm

Oh geez. I didn't even think of that part of it...I'll never be able to find not mom jean or not faux double extra super high waisted jeans again 😭

Bell bottoms

Wrong answers only?

1. Shows off how much weight she lost

2. These dang SHEIN clothes are so thin and cheap you gotta double up to keep warm

3. Have the unzipped look while still being modest

Oh yeah and 4. Finally women’s clothes with enough pockets

Heck this might be the RIGHT answer 😅

🤣

Pockets for days!!! 😂😂

You're joking but when I was young and "hyped" I got a jean from Desigual that fake like there is a second pair of jean below it.

The worst was that it was super comfortable to we ar and after it got destroy by the time (and not so great build quality, let's be honest) I did miss it for a few months.

Wait, you're not? 🧐🤔

Too warm for that. Already boiling just with shorts. Jeans (actual denim) in the summer is wild

What he said ☝️. I'm too old for fads and just thinking about two pairs (pair 🤔) of anything makes me sweat.

Imagine wearing 2 pairs of jeans and not being a bum in the street or in an American Eagle ad 🤣

Just think about how cool you'll look 😎

Boiling x2 not worth it 😂

Twice as much laundry. Just thinking about it 😭🤣

Oh man the laundry 😭 Although you could swap your innies with your outies and get the same amount of wear if it isn't one if the eleven and a half summer months.