I’ve got a mole on my back that I’ve never been self-conscious about, but my toddler just pointed to it and called it “titty back” so now I might be.

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You should check out that 'Turtle boy', now that's a mole.

Oh man that poor dude

Mole don't seem so bad now.

Pics or it didn’t happen 🤭

This kid is so mean 😭

Hahaha 🤣 Here’s a song for you

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7vKMXotoY-/

Just don't feed your toddler with it. 👀

this is conversation is now my favorite

*new fear unlocked*

Just borrow your wife’s bra and put it on backwards.

I mean she’ll get mad if I do it again, but it’s worth a try I suppose.

I knew that’s what you secretly do in that closet 😜

Stop looking in my windows Marie!

NO!

If women had boobs on their backs they would be more fun to dance with

🤣😂

it would end twerking tho

🤦‍♀️

logistical consequences are real and deserve to be discussed maam

Get back inside your closet and we can discuss it then 😜

my wife has video of me attempting to twerk once and that’s why I listen to her

I can now call you a mole 😂😂

toddlers are something else man...

My toddler is especially devious, relentlessly rebellious, and has no respect for authority.

Perplexed at where he gets this from 🤷‍♂️.

his mother, clearly 🤣🤣