What is one thing someone can say that immediately gives away they're a normie?
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“Bullish on blockchains”
„yea i have some crypto“
Gotta go get my 5th booster.
The government will safe us!
What do you think about ethireum?
When you mention #Bitcojn and their response is something something “crypto”
Hashtag typo is rough🤣🤣🤣
I was pleased to notice nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 is THE #bitcojn OG 😂😮💨
Good morning
Oh it’s down bad, isn’t it?
What college did you go to?
"Something something my 401k something something..."
When someone says they love tik tok 🤦🏽♂️
Don’t close your mind to other coins, we need to innovate on bitcoin
Bitcoin is not private, piratecoin solves this
“I heard Bitcoin is really bad for the environment”
Did you catch the game last night?
I hope X gets elected so he can fix Y
Coins with voting mechanisms that aren’t unfair, that’s innovation on bitcoin. That’s the free market man
Everybody uses Facebook, no one is on simplex
I don’t use either. Never have. 🤷🏻♂️
You’re lucky to have never touched the Facebook disease
Simplex is cool
I’m a #normie with simplex, on #nostr and bitcoin, all in #bitcoin, always disliked all centralized social media, just used them for business, and still do, well not personally but anyway a proud normie 😂
#GorillaUnit ⚡️🦍⚡️
‘What’s Nostr?’
deep state
The worst one I heard this weekend, by far:
dogecoin will always go up because it’s a meme coin. People love memes
“I’m ordering in tonight.”
Elon Musk will bring back free speech 🙄
Putin's price hikes
What are sats?
I’m like triple-vaxed.
I’m so ready for the 2024 election so “insert name here” (presidential candidate) can fix the economy!
🤦🏻♂️
I have nothing to hide
using the term egirl for both modern scene and starbucks aesthetic indiscriminately 😉
The jab is safe, my preferred news head flapped as such and that's good enough for me.
*Twitches in bells palsy* *winks in lateral stroke paralysis*
when you hear someone ordering a pineapple pizza. Or, sandals with white socks
Are orange socks appropriate a sandals??
When you hear them defending the imprisoning of citizens for protests, or saying dumb shit with no evidence behind it, like 'did you know hydrogen will solve climate change?'
« That’s a conspiracy theory » or « He’s a white supremacist »
Another one: « Fluoride is good for your teeth »
A last one that I heard not too long ago: « The US dollar is backed by gold »
"Bro, I was watching the news, thats how I know!"
"Non-NATO countries are bad. We are the good guys. That's why we had to do it."
"but the government would never do that!"
They describe our current system as "free market capitalism."
Anything regarding voting.
Stay safe
What is that bits coin everyone is talking about?
blockchain not bitcoin
They/them.
"I send my kids to public school."
Putin price hike.
When they call Google a browser.
Stand with Ukraine
Being against something without having the slightest idea about it.
“I don’t know if that is allowed”
When they say darknet but actually mean tor and only pointing at the bad side.