Well ffs I have now seen it all!
A calendar of cat’s buttholes, hmmm any of our Nostr kitty’s on it I wonder? 😂🙀
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Did I ever tell you the story about the chapstick, a cat’s butthole, and my friends chapped lips?
Color me intrigued
Okay…….this was in high school.
My buddy had a cat who had a chapped ass, so his parents used chapstick on it. Vet said it helped.
We were all over at his house, playing basketball outside in the driveway, and our friend pulls out his chapstick and puts it on his lips. There was a red sticker on it.
My friend whose house we were at, looks at him and says, “Dude, where’d you get that chapstick?”
Buddy answers, “Oh, shit, sorry I grabbed it off your counter to use. Is that gross?” (Side story, this guy was a mooch, would always steal our razor blades etc.)
“It’s gross that you’d borrow my chapstick, but it’s even more gross that you borrowed the chapstick that we use on our cat’s asshole.”
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Odles buttholes 😂
You haven’t seen Shiba Buttholes calendar yet 🐶🐾🤣🫂
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Doggos buttholes 😂
If you look closely at my dogs rear end you can make out the image of a man wearing robes, arms outstretched in love and forgiveness. Much like when he shows up on a piece of toast, Jesus had blessed Mosha's posterior 💜🐶✌️
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I'm pretty sure there's one of humans too
