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Nobody ever said that you cannot have fun while working.
Shut up, Fed!
1st amendment. Fed's have rights too you know
Nowhere in the Constitution says "right to be a cringeworthy subhuman".
Go work on planning your next tranny day celebration.
The constitution (and the declaration of independence) are more like guidelines rather than law. Imagine if the people would take this quote from the declaration of independence literal. We'd be in serious trouble. We being us, the FBI and the government.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."