A carnivore, a vegan, a bitcoiner, a crossfitter, and a Linux command line user all walk into a bar. You are the bartender and you’re about to have the worst fucking day of your life. πŸ˜‚

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They all give you their npubs 🀣

Need to see this in a I Think You Should Leave style skit immediately

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But there's a pretty good chance it's only two people. The vegan and the other one.

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So. Much. Talking. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And so many random websites you’ve never heard of being cited as their sources πŸ˜‚

BRB, I need a drink just imagining this. πŸ˜‚πŸ»

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Don't forget the yoga moms! "Yes yoga has drastically improved my mental health, my hormones balance and my taxes

β€œSomeone in my mom’s group said…” 😭😭😭

At least someone will pay me in real money (BTC).

Yes. Mostly engineers tho

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You forgot to add they are also Libertarian Party card holders too 🀣🀣🀣

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I can picture nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 in the venn diagram intersection πŸ˜„

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make a meme with that scene, otherwise never happen

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It's just 2 guys though

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Then a cyclist walks in.

In sweaty spandex and those little clicky shoes 😭

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