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Discussion
How we have to roll in the states.. just to make it day to day 
You all wouldn’t cope coming to the land down under, we have no violence or guns so you’re withdrawal symptoms couldn’t cope! 😂
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We would have to fight giant mutant roos, eat wombats and fight damn panda bears! ☠️
first time I left the states for a few month spell I couldnt sleep well because I didn’t hear gunfire at night…it was awful
Tragic, how the hell did you cope…Valium 😂
I got home and snuggled my guns obvi
Of course you do, have you named each one of them and kiss them hello and goodbye
I sleep in my ghillie suit
Yep
Classic sleepwear.
I told her Americans have to sleep with clothes on because naked gunfights have the potential to become awkward, but she didn’t believe me. Thanks for backing me up 🫂
We came full circle! Just like my favorite book, “If you Give a Mouse a Cookie”
What is that?
Only the greatest children’s book of all time.
Recent read I enjoyed was “Go the f%#* to sleep” narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Had to give it away as the preschooler is reading words now and is a quick study 😂
CLASSIC 😂😂😂
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Tune in tomorrow for;
“If you give an Aussie a gun”
We’ll just try to drink from it 🍻
Maybe that’s where shotgunning a beer comes from..
Or is a shoe still the preferred vessel?
We’ll drink out of anything we can find 😂
Btw when are you coming to the great state of California?
Hopefully next year, my son wants to visit LA, San Fran, Silicon Valley!
🌳🌲😶🌫️🌲🌳
Self prescribed lol
Truth