Nostr isn’t a blockchain.

Nostr isn’t federated.

Nostr isn’t your VC’s latest Ponzi coin flip.

It’s literally just relays yeeting cryptographically-signed JSON blobs into the digital abyss and hoping another half-broken VPS somewhere feels charitable enough to echo them back.

That’s the protocol. Pure. Elegant. Cursed.

You don’t ‘join Nostr,’ you enter a firehose of infinite code where the only consensus mechanism is whether your potato internet dies before the timeline renders. Suddenly your phone becomes a martyr, begging for mercy as 9,000 relays simultaneously vomit every {‘kind’: 1} shitpost since the dawn of time directly into your TCP socket.

The best part?

Nobody can stop it.

There is no kill switch.

No ‘Nostr’ app.

No moderator tribunal.

No Silicon Valley algorithm deciding your vibes.

Just raw data bouncing between machines forever. The truest form of decentralization is strapping your device to the void and whispering: please, gods of bandwidth, just let one packet through. Technically superior. Spiritually cursed.

..but what else you gonna use?