I'm proofreading one of my upcoming articles and realized I accidentally rhymed.
"It's faster than fiat currency, and harder than gold. It's liquid, and it's easy to hold. However, the Bitcoin network is only about 15 years old."
Discussion
I like it. You should lean into it G
When plebrap?
Gold is only about 3 Mohs so it's not difficult to be harder than that
Hahaha
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Straight up Dr Seuss 🔥
Faster than currency, harder than gold
Liquid af, and easy to hold
You want worthless paper, covered in mold?
Already 1.3T, just 15 years old
You need beats? Holla.
Asked Llamma 3.1 to turn it into a haiku:
Digital gold told
Faster, harder, young and cold
Bitcoin's swift hold
in simplified haiku form...
It's harder than gold.
Bitcoin is easy to hold
and fifteen years old.
Keep it like this, please do not change! 😂
🔥🔥
Now all you need to do is zap some nosrt diehards. The circle will continue to go around.
Amazing. Thank you Lyn :-)
You’re a rapper now? When do you go on tour? 😝😬
McAlden 🎤 chec’
But be careful and store it in cold :P
some small changes ... song verse done
MC Lyn
We need a Busta Rhymes partnership to rendition this
we need this album drop haha
Phat.
What out V4V musicians. nostr:nprofile1qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9uju6mpd4czuumfw3jsz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wsq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvql3tqm is joining your industry 😉
“Accidentally” ;)
Grandmaster Lyn ✊
don't write anymore. I don’t want to see your face influencing anymore.
what a banger 🔥
now you have to release a mixtape! 
Is that you Alex Thorne?
word!
I mean.. word 🫡
The poetry of Bitcoin
nostr:npub1hrctsg2qwu5gsp65gvj29968z460g0th755jq92c8uaz620lewmq6qk525 I sense a collaboration
Big IF True
It's faster than fiat currency
And harder than gold
It's liquid, like water - though
It's easy to hold
But, the Bitcoin network is only like 15 years old
And adolescent mood swings will make lettuce hands fold
You can buy some
If you’re feeling so bold
Young? Yeah, new and nascent
But ahead of its time, like a prophet foretold
With blocks like a watch
10 minute tocks, and
Math problem locks, it’s
Man’s cosmic clock, and
With code like a glock
Satoshi shook the Nixon Shock
See diamonds are forever (shiny rocks)
But so are fiat wars
Bailouts, debt and MMT
They use for inhumanity
How long til you get clarity?
Inflation is an evil tax
Your greenbacks melt like candle wax
Most of you can’t stomach facts, but
When my hero speaks and says
The money’s badly broken
A dozen words may do instead
Nostr Lyn has spoken
Dr Lyn Suess
Faster than fiat, harder than gold,
A digital asset; liquid, easy to hold.
Despised by weak hearts, embraced by the bold,
In front of our eyes the future unfolds.
Continuously improving, at just a few years old,
A story of beauty, for generations be told.
🫡
"_cold_?! How do I get some cold?"
Even if you feel the need to edit it for publication, the true version will be preserved forever as a nostr note.
Is mom’s spaghetti on your shirt already?
If you replace 'the Bitcoin network" with "it", it may turn to be a very nice nursery rhyme riddle!
Fire.
Spittin bars! Lol
😀🧡💜