We always do a “yes” day for our kids on April Fools day. We don’t answer no to anything they request. Except they can’t ask for money, suggest something that will harm me or anyone else, or damage anybody’s property.

I’ve got tubs of ice cream in the freezer, moves cued up, game consoles ready, bike and helmets tuned, and my banana hammock. They always end the day with a video of me running down the street wearing it while screaming something from a movie they’ve watched recently.

Wish me luck. Hopefully, this year I won’t end up naked in my neighbours tree house.