🤨….oh hell no….this is generational wealth….im makin it rain in the ⭕️ MFs😂😂😂😂😂⭕️

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I’m fucking dying over here.

You’re glitching today.

This is epically funny.

You won. 🥇

Sats when stacey comes back looking for his zaps

Shoulda used yodlbase

https://blossom.primal.net/3d5b7e94e26c24c32c9379cf5c5f7c23ec81e6a02d0e316b77717ec18a83b089.mp4

He's having a #stacheathon

Raining $1k zaps like it’s Tuesday

Dropping sats like bombs on Iran.

👀

Look out bro, I'm weeks away from having a nuclear weapon.

Don’t tell Donnie

🤫

Just watch. Starting tomorrow all the bots will follow around to try and get some sats 💀

The real knee slapper will be if all these zaps are stuck in the WoS ether😳😂😂😂⭕️

Easy come easy go. I’m zapping them out into the ether like I found a $100 on the floor of the casino.

I always bet on black.

WoS hasn’t failed me yet. Can’t say the same of most of the other wallets 🤣

Phoenix is a beast as well

Damus / Wos for the win. Always. Forever.

Yessir

Agreed.

There was that bit of concern with WOS over a year ago, but they’ve been fantastic overall.

I’ll try Pheonix next🫡

Pheonominal

I keep zapping back. You ain’t emptying anything.

🎾🏓👟

You may have sent me some ...

Spread the peanut butta.

Bad news guys...my accounting software kinda sucks. I'm losing track of balances. May need to contract an accountant

Celsius all over again 🤣🤣🤣

Nominal value will be reimbursed, minus accounting and processing fees. Deploying more capital

🤔🤨…sometimes I worry about ur Srry *ss😳🤦🏽‍♂️🤌🏽🫂⭕️

It’s extremely robust. I’ve had a lightning channel for years. No force closure. It doesn’t have an ln address though. Not the best for zapping. But great if you need an ln wallet to spend

So what’s the best approach for Damus and primal wallet combo ? …should I load WoS app (I apparently just got beta) or go to phoenix …I have several other lightning wallets but I don’t think I can link them with nostr WC

I always come back to Damus + WoS. WoS is just so reliable.

Another option since you have primal would be to use primal wallet NWC

Is nwc an actual wallet that will hold sats or do I need a a lightning wallet for it to “host”?

NWC is just the way the wallet connects to Damus. You just need sats in the primal wallet

😳🤔😂😂😂….sounds like we (…and by that I mean u) have work to do😂😂😂🫡🫂⭕️

Remember when we did this in the past 🤣

It took a day, or more

Tru🤔…but in the end I felt like I was more than patient with u😂😂😂🫡🫂⭕️

This is true

Rustic. It’s grown on me.

🤔😳🤨….f*ck I’m being censored on nostr🤦🏽‍♂️….and by retards no less🤯🤌🏽⭕️

I'll still read your posts, buddy :)

I won't take them seriously and I damn sure won't care

But I'll read em :)

👆this guy gets it🤔

…he knows what it’s like to be beaten down by “the man”🫂😂😂😂😂🫡⭕️

“I won't take them seriously and I damn sure won't care” 🤣🤣🤣🤌🏾

🤔😳….story ⭕️ my life🤨

…u just can’t beat wisdom into retards🧐

We’re retarded 😳🤨🤣

Get Zeus. Use NWC

Wait, I can use a wallet in Zeus -and connect to Damus via NWC ? I thought I could only do NWC to a non custodial node

No you can use any wallet for NWC. It doesn't have to be custodial.

I use a plug-in on my CLN node to create a nwc connection string. Then I can use Zeus and my connection string to use my CLN node. You can do the same thing with any other wallet that supports NWC.

I'm not sure you can make a connection string through Zeus though. Maybe on the embedded node

I have Zeus but I emptied it when I got a new phone…forced LN closure and all kinda sucked cuz I had more than I was comfortable just losing in it….it all worked out fine it was just a friction point/point of stress for a nontechie 🤷🏽‍♂️

I prolly should just reload it with less sats and go that route…I really dig the project and guys behind it…they were awesome walking me thru closing node and the 24 hour period of wtf is going on😳😂🫡⭕️

You should really just use e-cash and cashu

Slim chance, ocean. Consider the audience

Ha. NO

Y

Right. I forgot about zeusnuts. That’s a valid option too. But complex to install for our friend

Yo doc, did you intentionally zap me 1k sats or is your dementia spreading?

Ketchup 🍅🥫

#stacheathon

I got another 1k sat zap from node. Is this Stacey’s money? Did you guys finally get him to share his seeds on nostr?

I stepped away for a few hours to deal with work and you guys are already making a mess

You missed the #stacheathon sponsored by Yolobase (formerly known as Yodlbase) 🤷‍♂️

I’m an old logo/name guy. I was an early investor.

Pulled out with the rebranding. It was a huge battle in the boardroom.

No word from yodl in hours either. I smell a rug.

Zero doubt. He’s been working on this since the beginning.

😳…oh hell no🤔…last balance I saw I was ackshully ~16k sats into this WoS uprising🤯

….uncle sats may have to take care ⭕️ my kids🤦🏽‍♂️

I was traveling. Working on a new liquidity partnership here in Vegas. Proof of reserves is foolish btw, it's like putting a target on my back! Wish me luck at the tables... always bet on green!

Las Vegas? More like lost wages!

🥁🥁🥁

Just got to my room, the view is great! Small expense for the good nights sleep. I'm told a big celebrity stayed here recently 🤩I'll need to strike a deal tomorrow!

High roller.

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 can’t even afford noodles for dinner. He has regrets.

If this bet works out, Stache and all of us will come out ahead bigly. I mean deal.

It’s true that rebranding is usually an attempt to save a dying business. Pull out funds asap.

I think yodl said safu. Seems legit 👀💀

Pretty sure I have fewer ϟ than I started with

Dude we proved v4v works 🤭

Retards for progress⭕️🫂🫡

😂

Rug confirmed.

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Don’t know yodlman-fried was a cat person

Yoda's & cats are surprisingly similar.

😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂⭕️

😂😂😂…got it🫡🫂⭕️

👆👆👆👆👆

YOLOrug

Keep an eye out for green man with hardware wallet up his ass crossing the border

my eyes are still bleeding from that broke back mountain shit you posted

No cropping of Batman was involved, praise Jesus 🙏

We’re #blessed

Where the FUCK is YODL?

Probably buying his 3rd lambo by now.

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥩🥩🏆🏆😂😂😂😂😂

😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At the border

This show changed my life.

Me on my way to post that first gm of the day

We all got rich as shit for a few minutes today. nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 stroked out.

I spread my seed everywhere. People know this. I have kept no spoils.

It got so crazy ☝️SatsMcD PHD MBA Dr. Had to change his avatar and name. Cover blown. He's a newman now.

Wow when he joined the PhD club welcome sir

It’s a nice club. Good peeps. Better peeps. I’m glad we’re in it.

Indeed.

Yodl needs to send out a steady lads post so that I’ll know Stacey’s funds are safe

Maybe another checkmate for YODL

🤔….can it be both?😳😂😂😂⭕️

You won the day today nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

Nobody can take that from you.

True champion status earned.

Single handedly saved Nostr & to a lesser degree, BTC itself.

The ⭕️ bows.

A king was crowned today.

Gay Batman ain’t got shit on you.

…. I’d like to take this chance to thank the little peeeple….you know who u are (ie nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 🫂)

…and to the council ….i won’t forget u🤭

…I’ll give back to the community 🤔👍🏽

Little peeeeple 🤣

Rocking that new pfp!

Dr Phil that’s #winning !

New avatar 👀

I’m so confused. I watched 20 episodes of twin peaks already. Didn’t even recognize him.

Our boi nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 has legendary opsec

I’m everywhere and nowhere all at once.

Holy Sats?

👀 Master of Disguise

Brokeback SATS.

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Also

relatable.

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

Mean right hook though

Wait what's this 👀

He seems to have switched players 👀

He's a new man.

Now I recognize him. #Doxxid

Now if he would just add the requisite emojis, we'll be close... 🍆💀

Which emojis? Perhaps I can help 🤭

no.

dont. go ahead and just keep all that.

Too late.

Stache is saving nostr with 1K zaps.

Stacey's thread+ comments is the primal 1 hour trending feed now 🤣

🤓😂….anyone who doubts the power ⭕️ btc …jus looka what trying to get rid of just over $18 USD on nostr in a coupla hours (unsuccessfully I might add….i think I made money off ⭕️ Mcd….what a f*ckin retard🤨😂😂🫂🫡) can do for ur social status🤔

….in 2 hours I’ve reached my rightful place as a nostr influencer 🤷🏽‍♂️….and was briefly censored by retards🤨🤌🏽🫂⭕️

Truer words never spoken.

Except the part about me.

Lmao the retards are trending on Primal. I also see that Trump video a bunch of times 🤣

U sound like a solid dude Slim….but I’m not sure u realize the level ⭕️ stupidity ur dealing with here😳😂🤷🏽‍♂️

🤔….think nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs9u425s funxioning at brainstem level….and havind stolen one of nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqcxyksf ‘s qualudes🤓⭕️

I’m getting more ludes rn

Just testing & re-testing my long term plans.

I sleep like a baby with my net worth in YODLbase.

Bahahahahaha he rebranded to Yolobase. I might have to go back to the drawing board

Sam Bankman YODL

We need to find him a Caroline Ellison

Caroline Yodlson

Going full LinkedIn douchebag. It’s the way. 🥇

White coat!

😂😂😂😂🔥

So many jobs 😂

Saving lives.

Just an astronaut doctor hockey playing cowboy.

*Twin Peaks intensifies*

6 degrees of SatsMcD PHD MBA Dr.

😳😂😂😂🫡⭕️

Pool life is a better life.

Am I better than most? No. Maybe. Yes.

Getting some laps in, ripping the rips & sipping iced lattes.

🤣🤣🤣

And we are WILD STALLIONS!

Lmao DiCaprio in the back

Maybe my favorite GIF...

Troy Mclure at the end. 👌

Which door nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy Caroline Yodlson

…or YOLO Goblin? I hear they’re both thicccc

Goblin. She likes to get freakaaay, I can tell!

Good choice. She thicccc

The twinkle in her eye melts me

Never and get that cuckbuckery out of my face.

I fear no man, I fear not death.

Reported

The yodl LLC got me 😂

Never trust a rebrand. I’ve now begun moving my funds out.

Please contact noreply@yolol-support.com

Some of them are now safely custudied in my old trusty CoinOS wallet 🤨😖😅

YODLbase not so safu after all 🤣🤣🤣

It's a complex partnership with layers of protections.

As long as Mashinsky is not involved 😂

Vic has a wallet ?

Possibly the funniest day on Nostr excluding some of the nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl gay batman days.

It’s up there.

It's canon actually.

Oh no! wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣

What have they done to Batman 🤭

Nothing. He’s gay. It’s a known thing. Dad a pedo too.

🍝

Is this thread a coin mixer?

Washing his coins.

They’re very dirty

No Tickie no Zappie!

I've been looking for a nice rug to really pull the place together.

Less than 20% ? Not bad 🤣

nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 I see what you did there. Well

Played 😂

Although that’s not a less than 20% chance 🤭

nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3zamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0qqsda2memtapc2lykjnd8t9px4ake2stw39lg6k49xj6u3jz3pteu6q8mkwc3 Got the rest because he needed a rug. _And_ if the rug chances could be counted on it wouldn't be a rug!

Fuck yeah

LMAO Got rugged by Johnbase 🤣🤣🤣🫂

_ahem_ It's JohnPool...

👆

The feds when they hear about JohnPool

IM AN UNLICENSED MONEY STEALER

You rang 👂

Should used yolobase

My entire stack is vibe coded to steal

Yolobase is a great name. Love the rebranding

YOcoin

Rugged

💀

You’re welcome 😅

I'm trying to breakfast here 😂

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

What is that account?

PItufo made that bot. You tag it and then write the text you want. It makes an always sunny intro with it

lol. Right on time!

I saw another one pop up 🤣

Bot was queued up for months

"Looks like the universe has a sense of humor! 😂 Sometimes the best things take their sweet time. What’s your favorite surprise that popped up unexpectedly?"

For a second I thought mcfed was back

Just the bot being queued up for 3 months 🤣

Sounds like mcfed too 😂

🤣

mcbot

Transfed 🤣🤣🤣

🤔…well as long as it’s safe😂😂🫡⭕️

Security Masters at Coinos. Funds are safu 👍

Hello handsome 💜

….hello nostr:nprofile1qqstlh3z22pnq8xlwekyjemjac0rmpjvu63tyc4f5hy05v2yd3acmsspzfmhxue69uhkummnw3eryvfwvdhk6tcpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7yew2qv …good to see ya back🫡

…the tldr of the ⭕️ this morning is that WoS sux and retards are nasty lil censorers🤨🤔….i think ur caught up

I was just vibing at the pool. Exhausting day in the sun tanning my balls.

Gross!!!🤮 😂😂

What’s wrong with some vitamin D 🤣

🧐…don’t they make creams or tanning beds for that🤔😳😂😂😂⭕️

You’re thinking of massage parlours 🤣🤣🤣

Just saw this post.

I wasn't thinking of massage parlours, but I am now 😂

🤣

Yes 😂😂😂

Double D

I'll have you know I've been told I have beautiful... eyes 😂

👍🎯🏆🍦🥁🥩❤️😎🥩🥩🎯

Time to code a stachebot 🤔

Not sure what nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqprfmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdaks6xuvft did to make this painful reminder of my demented “analog boy in the throes of temporary satsanity” appear in my feed but thnx for that MF😳🤨🤦🏽‍♂️😂

…ackshully it was worth the generational wealth I prolly pedaled out for the responses from nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgswaehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv57ypn5q , the ⭕️ and nearby lurkers🤔…sum might say it was my defining moment ⭕️ glory on nostr🤭😂🌅😉⭕️

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