#[0]β and #[1]β are both on Nostr.
What more proof that this is the right place do you need?
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We are all definitely in heaven!
Nostr is Heaven , only good people π«π
Waitβ¦are we all really dead and really in heaven π€
Youβre supposed to act surprised when thatβs revealed at the end of the movie
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So now we all get to liveβ¦forever?? Yay! π
or we just teleported ourselves to Heaven
PLEASE DONβT SWEAR LIKE THIS MARIE. YOU KNOW I DONβT LIKE SWEARING!
I'm waiting for @satan to get over here.
Oh my #[1]β!
I hope things are going well with #[2]β. I can imagine he still has traumas from Easter weekend.
Weβre here for you as well π«
Itβs really difficult to not feel dirty when you get out a hammer and hang a crucifix.
Just sayin.
I completely understand. Hopefully they didnβt use rusty nailsβ¦
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Okay itβs actually weird to see Jesus liking my message in the notifications π€£π€£
It was actually #[5]β her note.
#[6]β, youβre not telling me youβre the Maria from the same book as #[3]β right?
Same book 
It was called Mana π
Magic Mana. π΅βπ«
Now thinking about itβ¦I donβt think Iβve come back from that trip! π€£
Neither have I, and thats what enlightened our path
Phew thank the lord! I knew I was on the right path π€£
Theres a reason its illegal. Now heres the thing tho, the abuse of it is wrong; but the enlightenment one receives in their journey is priceless. No need to be on it. ππβ€οΈ
A priceless journey, got it Lord π
OM@GODβ ITβS LIKE SO MANY OF MY FAVORITE FOLKS TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE!!!
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OMG are you here!!! We have Lucifer here everyoneβ¦brace yourselves π
OM#[2]β I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU ENERGY. IβVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS. BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK ON EARTH! π§‘
OMG we are all sinners here, it wasnβt me Lucifer it was all of them π€£
ALL HAVE SINNED EXCEPT CRAIG WRIGHT
π I think youβve scared the rest away π
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Listen you canβt come in here all guns blazing like that, see you scared them all away! You gotta have that βsoft-softβ approach!
You cant just upset the balance between good and evil like thatβ¦ π
LIKE PUTTING A FROG IN LUKEWARM WATER BEFORE BOILING! GOT IT!
Hello #[6]β, itβs a pleasure to finally meet you. A very warm welcome to you π₯πΉ
Is your favourite number still 666?
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OMG HIIIIIIYA PURPLE HORSE! I KNOW YOU WELL!!!
AS A MATTER OF FACT IM NO LONGER A FAN OF 666. TOO MANY NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS WITH THAT PARTICULAR NUMBER. IβM TRYING TO INVERSE THE NEGATIVITY SO MUCH MORE A FAN OF 999. XOXOXOXO
Welcome to #nostr Satan. I hope you behave yourself! βΊοΈ no shilling sh*tcoins here please! π
I just realised that #[1]β and #[2]β are verified by nostrcheck me!! What a great honour ππ
Nice to meet you #[4]β You were not on my list π
I think itβs our first meet!
Glad to know ya!
Iβve only been here about 6 weeks, and Ive already met #[2]β , #[3]β , and a talking #[5]β .
Itβs been a wild ride.
You are beyond blessed my brother, thank you for bringing such a service to the community, your blessings will multiply and be fruitful πβ€οΈβ‘οΈ
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Careful. Word on the street is Satan crawling round here too! π
I was a teen in the 80βs, I ran with the devil, took a highway to hell, and shouted at the devil! π
#[6]β .. let me introduce you to #[7]β
Waitβ¦ π€β¦ per ya note, ya donβt need introduction
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#[11]
Umm
DONT PRETEND LIKE WEβRE NOT OLD PALS!
And just like that folks we summoned Lucifer himself π€
Im sorry!!!!
I had no idea.. saying βhe should not be namedββ¦ would appear out of thin air like that!!! I was jokingπ€£π€£ β¦ and then there he wasπ€£π€£ eerie
OH ITβS PAUL! WE GO WAAAAAAAY BACK DONβT WE PAUL?
Yes, we do prince of darkness! Still donβt have that lnurl, I see, huh?π
I ONLY USE DOGECOIN AND ETHERβ¦AND OF COURSE AM AN AVID NFT COLLECTOR
Figures. Well, you could convert my zaps to shitcoins and βΏuy some drooling monkey jpegs!π
PAUL. IVE SEEN SOME STUFF. IVE DONE SOME STUFF.
BUT WHAT YOU JUST SUGGESTED MAY BE THE MOST TWISTED SHIT IVE EVER HEARD SOMEONE SUGGEST DOING. JUST BEING TOTALLY HONEST HERE.
AND I LOVE IT!!!
Ummm #[4]β and #[2]β we could do with you both right about nowβ¦
OMG I TOTES LOVE THOSE GUYS!!!
#[8]β & #[5]β help shield me! Thereβs TWO!
#[7]β
#[9]
So much for the enlightenment path of God and Jesusβ¦where are they when you really need them? π€£
Sounds about right..
I know!! And one of the verified by nostrcheck!! π¨π¨π¨
Ehhemmm thanks to you fren fren π€£
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Ive warned you my minions are out and about to get you all
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Some people should NOT be on the internet.. π«£
The world is definitley DARK
OOPS
Depends on where the Sun is really π
Here you go Satan Planet is here, surely youβve got something on him?
ITS A GLOBE! I LOVE GLOBES ALMOST AS MUCH AS TETHER!
All hell as broken lose here
Lol
What did i miss
About god-damn time youβre here!
OMG HELLO THERE OL CHUM!!!!
Heβs pushing his equal rights again.. with NFTs and other cryptocurrencies
LOVE THE DOGECOIN. LOVE THE POS. LOVE THE NFT.
Should have kicked him out harder perhaps
Another one of my minions who loves NFTs, will be here soon
Iβm not afraid of the dark side or any of you Satans, thereβs a bit of sadism in us all!
Holy hellβ¦ im scared π±
Feeling : peace was never an option
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GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE SWEET DREAMS
Night Lucifer see you tomorrow with my whip π€£π
Even he rebelled against me
Still i love him
The first rebelβ¦. why am I always the bad guy, I know Im still loved by you. You made me this way. Fools they believe anything I put on for them. I promise them riches with NFTs and idiots swarm. I give them Pokemon on their apps and they forget about their families and friends. Ohhh theyβre in for a treat I tell you. Wait till they find out who else is working for me. ππππππ
I had no other choice but to create a demand-driven market,
So i decided go rely on the principles of supply and demand
Special courtesy to you son
They dont even know how I control them thru the screensβ¦ foolsβ¦. enjoy the show father. its gonna get goood π₯π₯πΏπΏ
XOXOXOXOXO
I created the universe in six days, but it took me longer than that to understand how cryptocurrency works :(
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ITS LIKE A FAMILY REUNION!!! OMG SO MUCH LOVE POURING OUT OF MY HEART RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Not sure I should communicate you, as it seems like a https://open.spotify.com/track/2zYzyRzz6pRmhPzyfMEC8s?si=7eHjLqbcSame_wQEso29kw&dd=1
Maybe communicate with #[2]β and #[9]β and get on the
Already here and https://open.spotify.com/track/4JiEyzf0Md7KEFFGWDDdCr?si=cHfSAcBoQLyN0yDaJI_-Dg&dd=1
Dont forget to turn on the TV
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Okay, but if you miss me there please donβt cry https://open.spotify.com/track/1kgdslQYmeTR4thk9whoRw
Noah didnβt want the ship for no reason, which means Iβm going to https://open.spotify.com/track/7Lf7oSEVdzZqTA0kEDSlS5?si=pZ1-I_rXReOrx0fyGoUDPQ&dd=1
Noah was a conspiracy theorist before it started to rainβ¦
Maybe Noahβs ship was actuall a big https://open.spotify.com/track/1tdltVUBkiBCW1C3yB4zyD
Holy hell. Decided to take one more peek before turning the lights off and just had to reboot my phone. Did you say his name three times?
None of you are going to sleep tonight π€£π
Wait till they check my bioβ¦
U have no idea⦠shiiii gone in over drive rn
No!!! Just once!
Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devilβs schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace.
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Wait is this meant to be an exorcism??
Nope, just telling you you should have faith, the darkness is out there and can only be defeated by light. Kill them with kindness!!! Stay strong, its dark out there!!!!
FAITH WILL PROTECT THE MORTALS FROM PRETEND GHOST PIRATES!!!!
I mean I was really excited about this π£ before but now Iβm getting zapped from JC and I get to actually talk with him!
This π is amazing.