CANT PRINT THIS BAD BOY.
Haha, thank you!! Spoon to mouth, no middle man is truly the way. The more people realize this experience, the better I feel 🫂🤞🏼🔥
🔥 THE SAT(OSHI) OF SPREADS: A HODL BUTTER REVIEW 🔥
I’m still in awe how good the nostr:npub1uzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usy9qtrh Hodl Butter is. 😋 Amazing stuff. This is not your grandma’s pecan butter. This is a small-batch, maple-infused miracle crafted from carefully hand-sorted, perfectly roasted Southern pecans.
Twist off the lid and you’re hit with a deep, earthy aroma—perfectly toasted nuts 🥜, cinnamon and black pepper chained to a decentralized drizzle of sweetness. The texture? Silky smooth. Creamy yet complex, with bursts of pecan richness, subtle maple notes, and a protein-powered core strong enough to rebalance your entire fiat diet.
You don’t eat Hodl Butter—you onboard your tastebuds.
Swirl it into oatmeal. Drop it on pancakes. Drizzle it over ice cream. But the real move? Go full degen: Spoon to jar, no middlemen! One bite, and you're quoting Austrian economists and demanding your salary in sats.
Hodl Butter is monetary rebellion in a jar. A culinary call to self-custody. A flavor so rich, Jerome Powell would try to regulate it.
Final verdict? 11/10. HODL the butter. #worththesats 💯
Discussion
My wife put some on toast one morning and I scolded her 😆
Squinting and shaking my head right now * 😑
For pure 1:1 taste from jar to face,
the titanium spork is the way.
No fiat aftertaste, no hidden flavor fees.
Hmm I’m questioning the titanium fork vs wooden tho? 🧐
Didn’t mean to sound fiat, I’m partial to titanium because it cleans up so easily. I’ve never had a real quality wooden spoon that I would feel ok eating with. I wouldn’t want the flavor of my previous meal hanging out on it. That said, I’m sure there are decent hardwood spoons out there.
Hey I’m all for it! Would be cool to include with the orders. Gotta find me some
There’s a fantastic hardwood store here in Maryland
Picked up the stuff to make these small tables there
That’s some nice looking wood. What are you using these for?
I just made a bunch of them to display pottery and did a couple to hold little sculptures and stuff. They’re roughly 10x10” and have 1” legs. I made some of them with the legs further toward the center so they look like they’re floating.
