I'm going to open a knife & lighter store and call it TSA.
Discussion
Ill open a store next to yours and sell alcohol bottles and napkins... we'll do good business together
Wedding/Divorce party place across the street. #LFG
Theoretical
Sausage
Ashchokes
I’m in. How much do I send to invest? 
Brilliant! 50% off rack for items found hidden in prison wallets.
What is TSA fren?
Transportation security administration. They check your person and bags for illegal stuff and bombs. Although, they never catch any terrorists, but the do take your knife and lighter if you forget to put it in the checked bags 🎒