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Deleting my account now.

Look at this pager app

Where in the geriatric fuck is my pudding and hard candies planet?!?

oobiyou 2y ago

😂

The caramel ones are 👌

Those are 🔥, but I don’t like it when they get stuck in my uppers.

It sucks you have to take the whole denture out and hit it with a hammer

Mostly because I don’t see good and end up hitting my foot instead.

Had to google “hard candies” as they sound odd

Grandma candies. They always had a crystal dish of them, individually wrapped in colorful plastic, by the sofa. The one with the plastic covers on it.

No idea what you are talking about honestly 🤔

I see that and can smell the nursing home.

we know it smells like home to you 💜

I mean…I deserve that.

Ohhh, I love these. I can eat them all day. One of my all-time favourites 💜

Just wait

My grandpa gave a packet of them to me everytime we met, ever since I was like 3 years old, so it’s a habit already 💜

You’ve really missed a lot, #[11]

Yep absolute fire!

I loved these

Don’t think we had that kind of them at granny’s place, but we sure did have some. First time ever hearing them being called “hard candies”

Can we make a pact to all go to the same home? That way we can throw down massive zaps at the bingo table…. And share hard candies!

I’ll probably be the young kid visiting you lot, but absolutely 💜

Citadel Assisted Living for Senior Nostriches

🤝 It’s gonna be a shit nursing home though.

Our grandchildren will not forgive us for the reckless⚡️ing.

Don’t worry, I’ll deal with them 💜

Biggie 2y ago

They will stamp on our graves

🐇 2y ago

The strawberry ones slap!!

😋

Fuck yeah. Nobody ever knew where they were sold except your grandma.

Always got them by the pound at a farmer’s market 👀💜

What kind of farmers market sells strawberry hard candy?

Fresh hard candies from China!

You’re goddamn right!

ce41c169... 2y ago

Triggered

Bro, my grandma used to have those strawberry candies whenever I would visit during my childhood. Talk about an addiction. 7 minutes and they’re all gone from the bowl.

Never had them 😅💜 That good, huh 🤔

They were filled with - my best explanation - strawberry goo. I don’t know what FDA regs allowed back then, but that sweet center was what kept you coming back.

Wish I could try these 💜 Sound amazing

https://www.mashed.com/237964/the-truth-about-your-grandmas-favorite-strawberry-candy/

I found a great link discussing them.

I think I found my birthday wish for the year 💜

We’re getting #[13] Strawberry Bon Bons for a birthday present 🎁