Everyone ROAST ME! I will give 10k sats to the best roast! Repost!

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LightX: I've seen it all your roasts yesterday, nothing to be afraid

#[0] is actually a big fan of X.

Who are you?

LightX

Formerly know as LightTwitter.

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I don’t know you

Beware this #[0] is a scam. You’ll never get 10k sats.

Observing out of curiosity

Do roasts work if half of nostr has you muted

Here to find out

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Lolol. So good.

This was the real winner of the roast

Yes that one was good

Best* one πŸ˜†

Fish, you are ruthless :)

Only when asked i promise i am very kind this trend going to make me the first canceled on nostr

No you are a good fren fish 🐠

I know you’re kind, but I hope I’m never on your bad side πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

Takes a lot to be found there and from our interactions you dont seem like someone to be found thereπŸ’œ

nostr:npub1l43cn7g5k0hk83e2k9gljkzjd6zuzfulk8e5s592j4xrpgs329ws6x27nr gives away 10k sats then spends the rest of the day begging for 10k donations

Accurate.

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Primal hates you.

Primal can go take a long walk off a short pier.

I think that the contests you hold are really good its very generous of you. You spread a message of love and gratitude.

Youre a ZBD πŸͺ΄

LightX posts so lame even Pepsi said stop free advertising for us

You have all your sats stacked on binance

Oh look, it’s just the biggest attention whore on nostr whoring for attention again.

It’s working, why would I stop?

You’re the reason newbies delete their accounts.

You can’t delete nostr accounts.

They don’t stay long enough to learn that, and it’s thanks to you.

Well, I did get rid of Jeff bezos

And you replaced him with Pepsi.

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That’s mean, but that’s some quality editing work πŸ˜‚

Funny when people think they’re important enough so others will loose time even roasting them

And where do they come up with name ideas? β€œLightX”? What’s that, a diet and bland version of X?

Come on!

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Spam is insulted to be associated with you.

Ouch 😣

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lmao

You look like the Mexican alien πŸ‘½ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ur pfp look like a blowup doll

I can’t say nothing bad πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ’œ

Looks like this is ready for a shitshow 😜

Cool! 😎

Gracias

You dangle 500 sats in front of nostrs to farm engagement but then falsely claim you can't handle the overwhelming $9 it would cost to keep your word on 70 responses. You are a cheap lier. Boom. Roasted.

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Still intend to pay when I can

You can’t even pay 500 sats πŸ˜†

Umm yeah, to 80 people

Did you? I didn’t get any 😁

No, I’m saying I can’t pay 80 people, I did pay all the ones I could

You couldn’t even get roasted at a carvery!